Rich just in time for XMas

[MikeWa]

I am rich. And just in time for XMas too. I am so happy I got this e-mail. I went out and ordered a brand new Venture motorcycle.

I feel so sorry for everyone else I gave away my old bike and car to charity. I am looking at houses today.

 

Mike

 

Hello friend,

Re: PAYMENT AUTHENTICATION

I am Dr. Frank Okafor, Chairman Foreign Contract Review Panel; my office monitors and control all foreign contracts payments. I am the final signatory to any transfer or remittance of foreign contracts settlements.

I have before me list of funds, which could not be transferred to some nominated accounts as these accounts have been identified either as ghost accounts, unclaimed deposits and over-invoiced sum etc. I write to present you to the federal government that you are among the contractors expecting their funds to be transferred into their account, on this note; I WISH TO HAVE A DEAL WITH YOU AS REGARDS TO THE UNPAID CERTIFIED CONTRACT FUND WITH VALUE US$12.5 Million. I have every files before me and the data will be change to your name to enable you receive the fund as the beneficiary.

I have the opportunity to write you based on the instructions I received 2 days ago from the Senate Committee on Contract Payments/Foreign Debts to submit the List of payment reports / expenditures and audited reports of revenues. Among several others, I have decided to remit this sum following my idea that we have a deal/agreement and I am going to do this legally.

MY CONDITIONS.

1. You will give me 50% of the total contract funds as soon as you confirm it in your designated bank account.

2. This deal must be kept secret forever and all correspondence will be strictly by email / telephone for security reasons.

3. There should be no third parties as most problem associated with fund release are caused by agents or representatives.

If you AGREE with my conditions, l advise you on what to do immediately and the transfer will commence without delay as I will proceed to fix your name on the Payment schedule instantly to meet the 3days mandate.

AWaiting for your reply soon.

Yours Sincerely.

Dr. Frank Okafor

CHAIRMAN FOREIGN CONTRACT REVIEW PANEL

Federal Ministry of Foreign Affairs.

Garki-Abuja - Nigeria

Email: frkokafo64@yahoo.it

The information in this message and in any attachments, contains confidential information and is intended solely for the attention and use of the addressee.

[SilvrT]

OMFG! That is hilarious!

[bongobobny]

I have rights to a bridge in New York City if you would like to make an investment...

[BoomerCPO]

It is funny until you realize that there people STUPID enough to fall for this crap.

 

Boomer....who sez there's simply NOT enough bleach available to clean the gene pool.

[The Tooch]

Oh, Mike! I feel so sorry for you now............

 

You blew it................ You were suppose to keep it secret LIKE forever!!!!!!!!!!

 

Now their going to want it back.....

[stickhandle2]

Good old Dr Frank Okafor, he is always giving and giving away so much of Nigerias cash.

 

Sadly some do fall for this crap

[JDaniel]

Darn, just my luck. Nothing good like this ever comes my way.

[naturbar]

i get those emails all the time. i recently received a call from the IRS claiming i owed back taxes of $3897.00 and if it was not paid today, the local sheriffs dept. has a warrant for my arrest. this call came in just before noon, so i told this IRS agent to please ask the sheriff's to hurry to my house, as i was very hungry and wanted to get to the jail house in time for lunch. the agent said "i'm not kidding" and i said i'm not either and he hung up on me. i waited 15 minutes and called back the number and the same guy answered.... i told him that i'm waiting in my front yard and no sheriff has arrived yet, well he hung up on me again and when i tried a second time to call the number was disconnected. it's amazing but some people actually fall for this scam ??!!

[Huggy]

Well so far the wife and I have won 12 trips to the carribean this fall!!! We each get a call twice a week!!! Wish they would just send me the money!!!!

[Marcarl]

He blew it when he said he was going to fix your name, other than that I thought you were going to have lots to share with your friends here. His language was English perfect I think, at least the folks in Brampton could understand it!