Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age

[Eck]

......and thinking, surely i can't look that old?

 

 

 

 

My name is alice smith and i was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his dds diploma, which bore his full name.

 

Suddenly, i remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago.

 

Could he be the same guy that i had a secret crush on, way back then?

 

Upon seeing him, however, i quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.

 

After he examined my teeth, i asked him if he had attended morgan park high school.

 

'yes. Yes, i did. I'm a mustang,' he gleamed with pride.

 

'when did you graduate?' i asked.

 

He answered , 'in 1975.. Why do you ask?'

 

'you were in my class!', i exclaimed.

 

He looked at me closely.

 

Then, that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled, fat butt, gray-haired, decrepit buzzard asked,

 

'what did you teach ???

[SilvrT]

[jdross440]

I think I would have grabbed the syringe full of novacain and stabbed him in the leg! AKA Tim Conway and Harvey Korman skit.

[etcswjoe]

I went to my high school reunion a couple months ago and I thought I was in the wrong place it was just a bunch of old people.

[MasterGuns]

"Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age"....yep but only the opposite sex

[SilvrT]

"Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age"....yep but only the opposite sex

 

heck, I look at all ages of them ... specially the purdy ones ...

[Flyinfool]

There was a time I was driving past the local car wash and noticed this ancient looking old semi bald grey hared dude wiping the last water drops off of his freshly washed car. Then I saw the license plate and realized it was my YOUNGER brother.

 

But I do also look at all members of the opposite sex.

[SilvrT]

I was riding past a store one day when I saw this old bald grizzly lookin dude on a scoot just like mine .... then I realized it was my reflection in the storefront glass....

[Grandpagak]

WHEN I TURNED 61 A THOUGHT OUT OF THE BLU HIT ME!! WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED BETWEEN 25 AND 61? I WAS YOUNG AND NOW I DONT LOOK IN THE MIRROR WITHOUT WONDERING WHOM THE HELL THAT OLD MAN IS!! BUT ALL IN ALL I AGED PRETTY FAIRLY!! LOL.

 

THE WIFE AND I RECENTLY WENT TO HER 4Oth CLASS REUNION, ALL THAT WERE THERE WAS A BUNCH OF OLD FARTS!! WHERE WERE ALL THE HOT CHICKS I KNEW??

[Trader]

When I was 17 I thought 25 year old women were too old.

When I was 25 I realized that even some 40 year old women look good.

Now I'm 62 I've some some pretty 70 year olds!!!!!

....its all relative.

[Flyinfool]

When I was 17 I thought 25 year old women were too old.

When I was 25 I realized that even some 40 year old women look good.

Now I'm 62 I've some some pretty 70 year olds!!!!!

....its all relative.

 

Your not supposed to be ogling your relatives......