Snow!! What????

[BigLenny]

Woke up this morning to find snow on the rooftops, cars, mailboxes, etc. What the heck?? This is Little Rock, Arkansas. We aint supposed to be getting snow before Christmas, much less Thanksgiving. It' about this time of year that I begin my 3 1/2 month spell of "I wish I lived in Florida" feelings.

[billmac]

Must be the fool messing with his machine and pointed it your way, Sorry but hope he leaves it pointed away from us this year.

[Flyinfool]

WHO???

[Yammer Dan]

Its Snowing Its Snowing Its Snowing..$&&*&^$##

[cowpuc]

Hmmmm,, everybody laughed last year when I was petitioning for regulations on that machine the Fool invented... Oh yea,,, everybody thought ol Puc was just being kinda cranky and just not able to get along with his neighbor... As I beat off the nay sayers I concluded that I was probably dealing with a bunch of toe nails who had obviously not grown up with people like FlyingFool,, and for sure had never had an extended dose of cabin fever...

What they didnt realize was that I have lived around people like Flyingfool most of my life.. People who hide out in back alleys,, ride noisy motorcycles and concoct devices in their devious basements that aren't necessarily deadly BUT are certainly capable of falling into the category of being a menace to mankind..

As a child I was forced to pick Blue Berries to buy my own school clothes.. To help survive that ordeal, I would often join in "song" with other slaves being held for the same purpose.. We would sing songs about a guy named Bill Grogan and his goat eating clothes off a clothes line, a hat with three corners and stuff like that.. One day this particular inmate taught me a song about a person who, in memory,, reminds me a LOT of FlyingFool.. The song was about this other devious basement inventor named "Johnny Rebeck".. The only real difference between Johnny and the Fool was Johnny used the machine he invented to take people's cat and dogs and make sausages out of em.. If you have never heard this song and bump into me at a Rally,, just ask and I will sing it for you (or,, for your sanity,, you would probably be better off googling it) - its pretty enlightening if your seeking to understand the psychology of folks like the Fool..

And,, on another note of pure Puc wisdom,,, Fool,, you too might wanna take a listen to that song about Johnny too,, as I recall the "sausage machine" got the best of Johnny in the end and there wasnt even any mention in that song of Jet Fuel being any where near Johnny's machine,,,,,,,,,...

[BigLenny]

Flyinfool,

I kinda have a soft heart for people that are getting beat on by society, so I'm gonna stand by you and try my best to show support for you during this rough time while the rest of the VR gang throw spears at you. But I gotta tell ya, if you turn that snow blowing machine toward the south one more time, I'll abandon you like a bad habit. This is your first and only warning. LOL.

[Flyinfool]

Flyinfool,

I kinda have a soft heart for people that are getting beat on by society, so I'm gonna stand by you and try my best to show support for you during this rough time while the rest of the VR gang throw spears at you. But I gotta tell ya, if you turn that snow blowing machine toward the south one more time, I'll abandon you like a bad habit. This is your first and only warning. LOL.

 

Bless you my child.......

 

You do realize that habits are hard to drop, even bad ones, AND then there are some habits that can have serious withdrawal symptoms when dropped ............ Just looking out for my friends welfare...........

Hmmmmm.......