Golf game

[Sailor]

Three guys always played golf together. They decided one year that the next Christmas they would all meet to play golf on Christmas day. They figured they would have the whole course to themselves and could play as much as they liked.

Next Dec 25 they all meet at the golf course. They ask the first guy how he did it. He said " I gave my wife two airline tickets to Paris and promised to take her shopping there next month. I also gave her a diamond bracelet. It was expensive but worth it."

The second guy says " I bought my wife a new Mercedes and a diamond necklace and earrings. It was expensive but worth it."

The third guy says " you guys are nuts. It didn't cost me a dime. All I did was roll over, smack her on the ass and say " It's a great day for sex or golf" and here I am.":cool10:

[Joopster55]

Hey, that's how I get out on the golf course whenever I want to.

 

:rotf:

[Marcarl]

I never get to play,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,golf. I must be good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SilvrT]

I'm not a golfer so.....................................

[Dooder1]

The third guy says " you guys are nuts. It didn't cost me a dime. All I did was roll over, smack her on the ass and say " It's a great day for sex or golf" and here I am.":cool10:

 

Boy if I said that my wife would have said ok I will be ready in a minute let me go grab my clubs:rotf::rotf:

[Sailor]

I'm lucky, my wife won't let me play with her, she says I am not good enough.

Golf!!! Play golf with her!