Whats wrong with me?

[Motorcycle Mike]

I acually PAY to hang out with all you degeneriates and wierdos.

I've been here 5 years now and just re-up'd for another. I'm afraid to know what that says about me.

[Flyinfool]

I hate to be the one to tell you.

But you have an incurable disease.

Once infected by this bunch there is no cure or escape.

 

The only remedy for the symptoms is repeated MC rides to the farthest away ice cream stand. Preferably with another infected person or 4. This is not a cure, but it does relieve the symptoms foe a short while.

[Venturous Randy]

I don't know, but it might be some form of venturerideritis or some type of brain fungus that has not been named yet.

RandyA

Edited September 14, 2014 by Venturous Randy

[Condor]

'EBIKA'.... Much like ebola only in most instances not airborne.....

[Motorcycle Mike]

The only remedy for the symptoms is repeated MC rides to the farthest away ice cream stand. Preferably with another infected person or 4. This is not a cure, but it does relieve the symptoms foe a short while.

 

I don't know. It just seems to make it worse.

[Flyinfool]

I don't know. It just seems to make it worse.

 

Then your not getting enough remedy, or getting ice cream to close to home.

[Motorcycle Mike]

I don't know, but it might be some form of venturerideridous or some type of brain fungus that has not been named yet.

RandyA

 

I've been accused of alot of things but never of having a fungus on the brain.

[Woody]

I've been accused of alot of things but never of having a fungus on the brain.

 

oh yea it be a fungus amungus

you can check in but you can't check out

[BoomerCPO]

Advanced stage of this disease is incurable....

Boomer.....who sez it eventually develops into what is called "pygmyitis".....which is made tolerable with frequent rides to Dairy Queen....

[Yammer Dan]

Brain?? What was the question??? I'm sure a good dose of.......what was that stuff???

[Kirby]

Brain?? What was the question??? I'm sure a good dose of.......what was that stuff???

 

Two possible answer from this site..., either Seafoam or Apple pie!!!

[Eck]

I acually PAY to hang out with all you degeneriates and wierdos.

I've been here 5 years now and just re-up'd for another. I'm afraid to know what that says about me.

 

 

Mike,

I and a few others have been looking for an antidote for several years now. It's like being hooked on drugs.. got to have more, then more and more...daily...then double and triple doses each day..

 

I find when depression sets in, that a fresh new ride sure soothes me and brings much comfort. That is the only other relief I can find. Problem is, once I get back to the house, I get that strong urge again and before I know it I am signed back on again..

 

If you ever find the antidote, please let us know......

[cowpuc]

I acually PAY to hang out with all you degeneriates and wierdos.

 

Takes one to know one

 

Well,,, lets see here,, you could sell your bike and all related accessories and just have a cage.. Of course, there have been others who have tried that and didnt find it a cure... You could go broke and see if not having the xtra 12 bucks would be a cure... Others have tried that and ended up having their way paid for em so that dont work.. I know, I know,,,, you could harrass the daylights out of everyone and try to get kicked off,,, hmmmmm,,, as I recall there was a thread a while back that we tried and tried to get closed by using that apparatus and we couldnt even get a dog gone thread closed by doing so.. I guess that method is hopeless... Matter of fact, that ended up drawing us closer together thru donating to a bunch of hurting kids at St. Judes Children Hospital...

Tell ya what,,, as a last ditch effort...... You could even try not washing your bike or your armpits for a week, growing a great big mudsucker of an ugly beard, having a break down in the middle of nowhere and than calling the nearest VR Member for help and see if he will spread the word that the site has a lowlife degenerate weirdo in their midst and will get cha booted:backinmyday:

Of course,,,,, that could back fire on ya and get cha in even deeper.. You could end up with a repaired bike, food in your tummy, a really nice hot shower with soap supplied (stepping out of the shower and announcing you smell just like the person who rescued ya will probably only get :rotf:and wont help get cha booted), a really really good nights rest, an invite to stop in anytime AND,, get this,,,, at the end of it all,, a great big smile and final words from the very person you were hoping would have the cure you are talking about saying "I am sooooo glad you broke down here"...

BOTTOM LINE MIKE,,, THERE ARE SOME FORKS IN THE ROAD OF LIFE THAT LEAD DOWN A PATH WITH NO TURNAROUNDS AND MY FRIEND,,,, YOU TOOK ONE!!

[Motorcycle Mike]

It sounds like I'm doomed.

Oh well, I guess I'll make the best of it.

[Yammer Dan]

Mixing Sea Foam and Apple Pie just might do the trick!!!

[icebrrg3rd]

...BOTTOM LINE MIKE,,, THERE ARE SOME FORKS IN THE ROAD OF LIFE THAT LEAD DOWN A PATH WITH NO TURNAROUNDS AND MY FRIEND,,,, YOU TOOK ONE!!

 

Ya took the wrong fork and now you're forked...Oh spoon!

 

-Andrew

 

p.s. I think my turn to pay the piper is coming soon. Must resist, must fight, must...Ooooo, ice cream!

[Motorcycle Mike]

Don't be trying to spoon me!

I'll sic Shirley on ya.