Microsoft vs Ford

[djh3]

A friend of mine sent this to me.

 

For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on.

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated

"If Ford had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon."

 

In response to Bill's comments, Ford issued a press release stating:

 

If Ford had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this part):

 

1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash.........twice a day.

2.. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.

3... Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.

4.... Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.

5..... Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run on only five percent of the roads.

6...... The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation" warning light.

 

I love the next one!!!

 

7....... The airbag system would ask, "Are you sure?" before deploying.

8........ Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.

9......... Every time a new car was introduced, car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.

10.......... You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.

 

PS - I'd like to add that when all else fails, you could call "customer service" in some foreign country and be instructed in some foreign language how to fix your car yourself!!!!

[Pegasus1300]

This has been around long enough that now we have most of the major car manufacturers recalling 100's of thousands of cars from multiple model years which do shut off by themselves and crash:rotf:

[djh3]

I dunno about that. I aint got no recalls on my 96 or 02 Dodges. Newest thing in my garage is the 09 Venture. LOL My bro-inlaw is a GM man, and boy has he got the grief from me the last few months. He has a really nice G8 Pontiac and so far its not on the list of burn to the ground stuff. I keep asking about his avalanche and he says no. but I saw where 1/2 ton PU were on a list, so I dont know how it would miss.

sorry first time I have seen it.

[Money Venture]

Funny thing. The new cars you push the start button to turn them off.

[SilvrT]

Funny thing. The new cars you push the start button to turn them off.

 

 

Since that original post came out (quite some time ago), Bill Gates has bought out all the technology companies involved in the auto industry. This is why we now have to press the "Start" button to shut down on new vehicles. :Laugh: