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So, on my inaugural road trip on the Unplanned Venture last weekend I was cruising along a rural highway. Nice two-lane, smooth, not busy; and my speed was a bit above the posted limit.

 

What should have been the appropriate gift of appreciation for the driver of the black Mustang who had the opportunity to visit with the highway patrol just a little while before I got there?

 

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When I drove from Massachusetts to Minnesota a number of times I would always look for a rabbit to follow behind just so the HP spotted him first. I was very successful using this technique. Never did get an invitation to the HP Ball.

 

Bubber

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When I drove from Massachusetts to Minnesota a number of times I would always look for a rabbit to follow behind just so the HP spotted him first. I was very successful using this technique. Never did get an invitation to the HP Ball.

 

Bubber

 

A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the motorcycle officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Motorcycle Cop's Ball." He replied, "Motorcycle cops don't have balls." There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car for several minutes.

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