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It will never die, It will just morph into some other entity just as the Thread Killer has seemed to morph into IT.

 

 

And Puc,

 

That would be KFC not TKC that is the IT of fast food southern style fried chicken in 3 new flavors:thumbsup2:..... Just saying

 

TKC, KFC, CFK, NBC, ABC doesnt really matter me long as I is eatin chickens,, I am SOL with out IT.. :rotf::rotf:

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The last word would be Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz:whistling:

That aint a word and is therefor disqualified. :rasberry:

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That aint a word and is therefor disqualified. :rasberry:

 

Gotta agree with ya fool,,, now if he would have typed "28" at end of all those Z's,, he probably could have stayed qualified,,, IMHO of course..:backinmyday:

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If we could mate the WHY ? thread with this now IT thread we would have a WHY is IT thread..... or would IT be a IT is WHY thread.... Hmmmmmm... just food for thought...:confused24:

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:12101:The Diabolical Genius Mastermind has a fail safe plan to kill this thread, it goes like this.

Say who ever wants to see the thread die the most can place a bid:mo money:for the thread to die for sure on the day of B2Mom & Pop's M & E. At a predetermined time on that date we will have Freebird kill the thread. The highest bidder at that time will win the title of Master Thread Killer, Earns a avatar medal and gets the added pride of donating that amount to St. Judes fund raiser at B2mom & Pop's M & E.:thumbsup2:

 

Might as well since this is an off year for Vogel.

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:12101:The Diabolical Genius Mastermind has a fail safe plan to kill this thread, it goes like this.

Say who ever wants to see the thread die the most can place a bid:mo money:for the thread to die for sure on the day of B2Mom & Pop's M & E. At a predetermined time on that date we will have Freebird kill the thread. The highest bidder at that time will win the title of Master Thread Killer, Earns a avatar medal and gets the added pride of donating that amount to St. Judes fund raiser at B2mom & Pop's M & E.:thumbsup2:

 

Might as well since this is an off year for Vogel.

 

Oh man,,, that D.G.M,,, he is AMAZING!!!!!!:thumbsup:

Puc opens the bid $10 bucks.......... :big-grin-emoticon:

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I'll double that to $20...

 

This is a great way to raise some more money for St. Jude's. There is not "Vogel" this year!

 

 

 

Tension fills room,, Puc grits his teeth and snears over his shoulder at Bongo,, Bongo snears back - tapping his auction paddle on his knee while he attempts to stare down his one time friend... Normal, sane people would never let something like an auction come between a friendship like Bongo and Puc once had but no one ever said these two pranksters are actually sane...

The highly skilled auctioneer and organizer of this auction,, a cocky feller only known by the name of DGM,, has obviously worked many many crowds in his life.. His eyes shift (shifty eyes seem to come naturally for this genius of man) across his top bidders at this time as he continues to work the other thousands of innocent bystanders, gathered around the main ring to watch the specticle unfold, with his shrewd body language aquired from his years of experience in prodding people...

A meek little voice breaks out among the chaos,, the place goes dead quiet to hear what some quiet spoken, obviously deeply sincere, lady has to say.. The two top bidders of the moment actually break their locked eyes filled with competitive vibes for a moment and they join the rest of the attendees who are looking at the young lady,, focusing on what she has to say... Even the auctioneer,, who normally trys to maintain full control of his auction, relaxes his composure to hear the meek voice speak...

The women begins to remind the crowd of the importance of this particular auction.. Her gentle motherly voice speaks of an institution that helps children who are fighting for their lives.. The auction ring gets so quite you could hear the fuel pump contact points on a 1st Gen Yamaha Venture clicking out in the parking lot from 1200 feet away.. Eyes start tearing up as she speaks of the great need for research dollars and funding for care for those tiny tots in need... Apparently, this woman, her husband and many many other fine individuals have been assisting in the apparatus of fund raising for the St. Judes organization for many years cause she seems to be very well versed in their operation.. Her trust in St. Judes Hospital is obvious and that trust, and her method of sharing that trust and her concerns for the children has a profound effect on the crowd she is addressing...

Is it possible that her tender voice and the message she just delivered has enough impact on the crowd to actually incite reaction at a heart level,,, time will tell as we draw closer and closer to the final day of the auction and the KING/QUEEN of the THREAD KILLERS is finally given his/her rightful crown..

Oh yea,, back to our dueling high bidders... Puc stares deep into Bongo's eyes,, looking deeply beyond his opponents returning stare he watches Bongo's facial expressions for any form of weekness,, suddenly he notices a twitch of weekness as the hair on Bongo's eyebrows lightly twitch,, the chiding in the background of the auctioneers cry,,, 20 20 20, eay do I hear 50 50 50 (impatient sucker that DGM),, Puc glares into Bongo's eyes,, slowly raises his paddle,,, gives the auctioneer the 30 dollar bid sign,, and :detective:

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With out anyone noticing a tall goony goo goo has slid into the room and quietly taken a chair in the back. As he listened to that tender voice talk about all the children St Jude's has helped he is reminded of all the lives that have been changed. All the families that have been touched. He knows that St Jude's not only helps those who are at the hospital, they also help outside the hospital as well. He remembers their gentle hearts, words of encouragement and hours spent on the phone helping his own children cope with something no child should have to understand. Without any further thoughts he raises the bid to $50.

 

Ride Happy Ride Safe

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The crowd immediately looks to Puc and Bongo, two Amigos who had instantaneously bonded when they met to see what the reaction would be from these two very determined individuals. Seconds pass, minutes pass, as the two continue to stare down each other. Both remain silent and motionless until the Pucster's fingers flinch on his paddle. Without hesitation Bongo's paddle shoots into the air with unbelievable speed as he shouts $55!!!

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The crowd immediately looks to Puc and Bongo, two Amigos who had instantaneously bonded when they met to see what the reaction would be from these two very determined individuals. Seconds pass, minutes pass, as the two continue to stare down each other. Both remain silent and motionless until the Pucster's fingers flinch on his paddle. Without hesitation Bongo's paddle shoots into the air with unbelievable speed as he shouts $55!!!

Witnessing this drama unfold and eyeing the coveted Avatar Medal and title of Master Thread killer, the D.G.M.:12101:who has been incognito wearing the Pucster's vintage World War II bombardier safety goggles (and realizing by glancing at his spell checking device that there is actual a word as Googlies) tactfully makes slow cat-like movement to the center of the room without being noticed by the crowd. Having received his early training as a Dragonslayer, Ninja, Nudist monk, and master of not invisibility but camouflage blending in and being UN-noticed in a crowd is no hill for a climber such as the D.G.M.:12101:.

Once strategically located in a spot where he can masterfully step out of the shadows into full view of all poised in that static filled environment the D.G.M.:12101: suddenly appears long enough to shout at the top of lungs.....Sixty..... then just as suddenly disappears into the shadows and only the sound of the 2000 MM cranking and revving up then trailing off into the distance was heard until............

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As Dragonslayer disappears in the distance, and Puc and Bongo sneer at each other with paddles gripped tightly........ In saunters the Aussie and says

, "G'day heard youse were raisin' money for the kids...... I'm chucking in $80 buckaroons for this shin dig"

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and then, the meek, mild YOUNG lady....sheds a small tear...for the unbelievable generosity of her friends...

 

but then, she hears the voice of....

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Sleeperhawk you must have miss read Annies post. Dingy has done the conversion to US dollars and made his new bid. :rotf::rotf::rotf:

Just go with it........ trust me!

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