Dragonslayer Posted March 6, 2014 #1 Posted March 6, 2014 No biggy.... so the doctor said, minor surgery, procedure takes less than 30 minutes. Family members that have had this procedure done said it was done on Friday and they were back at work by Monday. So why is he saying 4 weeks off work, no driving for a month? Material Risk on the informed consent form is listed as: Infection allergic reaction disfiguring scar severe loss of blood loss of function of any limb or organ paraplegia quadriplegia paralysis partial paralysis brain damage cardiac arrest, or death (It don't get much worse than that) other possible risk include: bleeding urinary retention incontinence severe post operative pain:bang head:
bongobobny Posted March 6, 2014 #2 Posted March 6, 2014 Ehhhh, enjoy a month off from work and live on disability insurance...
GAWildKat Posted March 6, 2014 #3 Posted March 6, 2014 If it's not too much TMI what outpatient surgery are you having? Sent from my SPH-L710 using Tapatalk
Huggy Posted March 6, 2014 #4 Posted March 6, 2014 His better half is probably getting him fixed!!!!!!
Dragonslayer Posted March 6, 2014 Author #5 Posted March 6, 2014 If it's not too much TMI what outpatient surgery are you having? Sent from my SPH-L710 using TapatalkI will only venture to say that a disfiguring scar will not be noticed because it is impossible to see this exact location where the sun does not shine.
GAWildKat Posted March 6, 2014 #6 Posted March 6, 2014 Oh joy, best of luck with the surgery then. Sent from my SPH-L710 using Tapatalk
Dragonslayer Posted March 6, 2014 Author #7 Posted March 6, 2014 His better half is probably getting him fixed!!!!!! She always said I was a good A_ _ hole. Now I will be a perfect A_ _ Hole. Just saying
Dragonslayer Posted March 6, 2014 Author #8 Posted March 6, 2014 Ehhhh, enjoy a month off from work and live on disability insurance...Good point I think I'll mosey on up to HR and see how much I can make with disability.:mo money:
Huggy Posted March 6, 2014 #9 Posted March 6, 2014 She always said I was a good A_ _ hole. Now I will be a perfect A_ _ Hole. Just saying Just think you wont need a rubber doughnut to sit on anymore!!! Had the scope thing done a few years ago and went home and told the wife the doctor said I was a perfect A$$-ole!!!!!
Dragonslayer Posted March 6, 2014 Author #10 Posted March 6, 2014 Just think you wont need a rubber doughnut to sit on anymore!!! Had the scope thing done a few years ago and went home and told the wife the doctor said I was a perfect A$$-ole!!!!! Yea I was beginning to see if there was a seat mod for the MM that had a hole in the middle.
bongobobny Posted March 6, 2014 #11 Posted March 6, 2014 OK sounds to me that you won't be setting around on your a$$ while you're off...
cowpuc Posted March 6, 2014 #12 Posted March 6, 2014 All those possible complications are worth the risk just to get rid of the constant need to scratch that itch Good luck on the surgery Bob!!!
Yammer Dan Posted March 7, 2014 #13 Posted March 7, 2014 Warden claimed she would take care of mine with her boot???
Dragonslayer Posted March 10, 2014 Author #15 Posted March 10, 2014 All that went ok I guess, I'm not dead or paralyzed. Now I have a new issue.....of course...... there is always an issue. I'll need to start a new thread for this one.
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