One night while laying in bed

[Venturous Randy]

One night while laying in bed

One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner as she was becoming aroused..

The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed.

"Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered.

 

He whispered back, "I finally found the remote!"

Edited February 12, 2014 by Eck

[Yammer Dan]

I leaned over the Warden the other day as she was sitting in chair. She turned her face up to kiss me but I found remote in chair beside her and walked away!! There is no need to use that kind of language!!!

[AKRefugee]

Sooooo, does the TV turn on and off every time you fart now?

 

 

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