A bit risque', but here goes.

[uncledj]

Acetaminophen

 

 

 

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> All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.

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> Example, the trade name is Tylenol and it's generic name is Acetaminophen.. Aleve is also called Naproxen.

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> Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

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> The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.

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> After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

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> Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.

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> Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.

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> Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

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> Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.

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> This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

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[Ben Rollins]

Hilarious:rotf:

[SilvrT]

An oldy but still hilarous ....

 

That all came out before we heard of Cialis. Apparently Coka-Cola picked that one up and their new drink is called .... well, just add a letter "c" in the appropriate place and you guessed it... LOL