SapperMedic Posted January 23, 2014 Share #1 Posted January 23, 2014 Ok on Sunday I was going to an earlier meeting at our church, and since it was a beautiful day,decided to ride the bike so that my wife could bring her car later. My son had the same idea. He got his bike out and the battery was dead. Since our driveway is sloped,I said no problem, I will give you a push. So picture me in a suit with my leather jacket and boots pushing him down the driveway. The bike starts immediately and I go face first into the curb across the street. A trip to the ER confirms that I have broken the humerous bone off and messed the face up again. All my coworkers at the hospital tell me to stop riding. I said I wasn't riding I was pushing:sick: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coop Posted January 23, 2014 Share #2 Posted January 23, 2014 That made me laugh out loud..... sorry your hurt pal. Where exactaly is the humous bone? Bob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SapperMedic Posted January 23, 2014 Author Share #3 Posted January 23, 2014 the humerous is the large arm bone attached to your shoulder socket[ATTACH]81743[/ATTACH] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SapperMedic Posted January 23, 2014 Author Share #4 Posted January 23, 2014 my wife couldn't stop laughing either, when i explained it to her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huggy Posted January 23, 2014 Share #5 Posted January 23, 2014 That made me laugh out loud..... sorry your hurt pal. Where exactaly is the humous bone? Bob See thats why its called the " humerous bone" it made you laugh out loud. I broke that one off right at the socket when a huey I was in went down! Never felt a thing!!! Just couldn't lift up my arm!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ragtop69gs Posted January 23, 2014 Share #6 Posted January 23, 2014 Well, hopefully you didn't mess up your church duds when you took the dive, it's not easy finding a good fitting suit. I hope you mend quickly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aussie Annie Posted January 23, 2014 Share #7 Posted January 23, 2014 my wife couldn't stop laughing either, when i explained it to her Make that another one But you can at least say you did it in formal attire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
utadventure Posted January 23, 2014 Share #8 Posted January 23, 2014 Sorry for your pain. I hope you heal quickly and can get out and ride. All the pain, none of the fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yammer Dan Posted January 23, 2014 Share #9 Posted January 23, 2014 Heal quickly Spring is coming.....I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowpuc Posted January 23, 2014 Share #10 Posted January 23, 2014 You aint no klutz Sapper, that is soooo stinkin easy to do, I hate face plantin... REALLY sorry you got hurt brother!! I LOVE your comment about not riding but pushing - THAT is a keeper!!! Heal quick and fully my friend!! Gotta admit, this thread is funny :rotf:BUT I aint laughin at your pain brother,,, "formal attire" :rotf: Annie :rotf: shame on you,,, and "ragtop" worried about ur suit :rotf:you guys... Kind of a good reminder for us all to keep an eye on the road this year :rotf: (karma puc karma ) You guys got me all wound up now..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowpuc Posted January 23, 2014 Share #11 Posted January 23, 2014 the humerous is the large arm bone attached to your shoulder socket[ATTACH]81743[/ATTACH] OUCH!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mini-muffin Posted January 23, 2014 Share #12 Posted January 23, 2014 Wow nice job. Not many can do that sort of push and get those end results. At least you can laugh about it now. Heal fast from one klutz to another. Margaret Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stickhandle2 Posted January 23, 2014 Share #13 Posted January 23, 2014 Sorry about the fall, it happens to all of us, but yup it did cause a few giggles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonslayer Posted January 23, 2014 Share #14 Posted January 23, 2014 Ok on Sunday I was going to an earlier meeting at our church, and since it was a beautiful day,decided to ride the bike so that my wife could bring her car later. My son had the same idea. He got his bike out and the battery was dead. Since our driveway is sloped,I said no problem, I will give you a push. So picture me in a suit with my leather jacket and boots pushing him down the driveway. The bike starts immediately and I go face first into the curb across the street. A trip to the ER confirms that I have broken the humerous bone off and messed the face up again. All my coworkers at the hospital tell me to stop riding. I said I wasn't riding I was pushing:sick: Ouch!!!!!! Did you get video it could be worth 10K on America's favorite home videos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike G in SC Posted January 23, 2014 Share #15 Posted January 23, 2014 Did that (at least) once. I pushed a fat boy on a Fat Boy few years ago. He asked me for a push at the post office, I offered to jump it. Nah,,, it'll start right up. On 3rd push, he goosed it as soon as it started. Bastard didn't hardly even wave back as he left while I was on all 4. Had to scope the knee later that year. Heal up,, that one hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcarl Posted January 23, 2014 Share #16 Posted January 23, 2014 Heal fast, it ain't no fun laying around waiting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bongobobny Posted January 23, 2014 Share #17 Posted January 23, 2014 Very "humorous" post!! Sorry to get a laugh from your misfortune but I did! Heal fast my brother... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drreb Posted January 23, 2014 Share #18 Posted January 23, 2014 OH MAN!!!!!!!!!! That pains me to hear of your pain get well fast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venturous Randy Posted January 23, 2014 Share #19 Posted January 23, 2014 That's a bummer. It is bad when you are hurting and pissed off at yourself at the same time. Best wishes and this too shall pass. RandyA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prairiehammer Posted January 23, 2014 Share #20 Posted January 23, 2014 Sorry for your demise. Debbie always laughs at my demises as well. The best protection while performing a "face plant" is a full face helmet. ATGATT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonRider Posted January 23, 2014 Share #21 Posted January 23, 2014 Dont feel too bad, how many people have almost hit a tree in their own yard trying to exit their driveway.............I might know someone like that....................I really feel your pain, my, I mean his shoulder hurt too after he hit the ground. Get well soon! You aint no klutz Sapper, that is soooo stinkin easy to do, I hate face plantin... REALLY sorry you got hurt brother!! I LOVE your comment about not riding but pushing - THAT is a keeper!!! Heal quick and fully my friend!! Gotta admit, this thread is funny :rotf:BUT I aint laughin at your pain brother,,, "formal attire" :rotf: Annie :rotf: shame on you,,, and "ragtop" worried about ur suit :rotf:you guys... Kind of a good reminder for us all to keep an eye on the road this year :rotf: (karma puc karma ) You guys got me all wound up now..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Owl Posted January 23, 2014 Share #22 Posted January 23, 2014 Let this be a lesson to all "pushers". Oppps wrong thread. :rotfl: Sorry about the injury, but thanks for the laugh this morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trader Posted January 24, 2014 Share #23 Posted January 24, 2014 Well.....I guess the good news is the bike started! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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