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Ok on Sunday I was going to an earlier meeting at our church, and since it was a beautiful day,decided to ride the bike so that my wife could bring her car later. My son had the same idea. He got his bike out and the battery was dead. Since our driveway is sloped,I said no problem, I will give you a push. So picture me in a suit with my leather jacket and boots pushing him down the driveway. The bike starts immediately and I go face first into the curb across the street. A trip to the ER confirms that I have broken the humerous bone off and messed the face up again. All my coworkers at the hospital tell me to stop riding. I said I wasn't riding I was pushing:sick:

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That made me laugh out loud..... sorry your hurt pal.

 

Where exactaly is the humous bone?

 

Bob

 

See thats why its called the " humerous bone" it made you laugh out loud. :yikes:

 

I broke that one off right at the socket when a huey I was in went down! Never felt a thing!!! Just couldn't lift up my arm!!!! :crying:

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You aint no klutz Sapper, that is soooo stinkin easy to do, I hate face plantin... REALLY sorry you got hurt brother!! I LOVE your comment about not riding but pushing - THAT is a keeper!!!:backinmyday:

Heal quick and fully my friend!!

 

Gotta admit, this thread is funny :rotf::rotf:BUT I aint laughin at your pain brother,,, "formal attire" :rotf::rotf::rotf: Annie :rotf::rotf: shame on you,,, and "ragtop" worried about ur suit :rotf::rotf:you guys...

Kind of a good reminder for us all to keep an eye on the road this year :rotf::rotf: (karma puc karma :whistling:)

You guys got me all wound up now.....

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Ok on Sunday I was going to an earlier meeting at our church, and since it was a beautiful day,decided to ride the bike so that my wife could bring her car later. My son had the same idea. He got his bike out and the battery was dead. Since our driveway is sloped,I said no problem, I will give you a push. So picture me in a suit with my leather jacket and boots pushing him down the driveway. The bike starts immediately and I go face first into the curb across the street. A trip to the ER confirms that I have broken the humerous bone off and messed the face up again. All my coworkers at the hospital tell me to stop riding. I said I wasn't riding I was pushing:sick:

Ouch!!!!!! Did you get video it could be worth 10K on America's favorite home videos.

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Did that (at least) once.

I pushed a fat boy on a Fat Boy few years ago.

He asked me for a push at the post office, I offered to jump it.

Nah,,, it'll start right up.

 

On 3rd push, he goosed it as soon as it started.

Bastard didn't hardly even wave back as he left while I was on all 4.

Had to scope the knee later that year.

 

Heal up,, that one hurt.

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Dont feel too bad, how many people have almost hit a tree in their own yard trying to exit their driveway.............I might know someone like that....................I really feel your pain, my, I mean his shoulder hurt too after he hit the ground. Get well soon!

 

 

You aint no klutz Sapper, that is soooo stinkin easy to do, I hate face plantin... REALLY sorry you got hurt brother!! I LOVE your comment about not riding but pushing - THAT is a keeper!!!:backinmyday:

Heal quick and fully my friend!!

 

Gotta admit, this thread is funny :rotf::rotf:BUT I aint laughin at your pain brother,,, "formal attire" :rotf::rotf::rotf: Annie :rotf::rotf: shame on you,,, and "ragtop" worried about ur suit :rotf::rotf:you guys...

Kind of a good reminder for us all to keep an eye on the road this year :rotf::rotf: (karma puc karma :whistling:)

You guys got me all wound up now.....

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