Little Johnny's at it again

[ragtop69gs]

New twist to an old joke….

 

 

 

 

 

The kids filed into class Monday morning. They were all very excited.

 

Their weekend assignment was to sell something, and then give a talk on salesmanship. Little Sally led off. "I sold Girl Scout cookies and I made $30" she said proudly. "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civilspirit, and I credit that approach for my obvious success."

 

 

"Very good", said the teacher.

 

 

Little Debbie was next. "I sold magazines" she said. "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events." "Very good, Debbie", said the teacher.

 

 

Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn. The teacher held her breath.

 

 

Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom, and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467", he said.

 

 

"$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?"

 

 

"Toothbrushes", said Little Johnny. "Toothbrushes" echoed the teacher. "How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?"

 

 

"I found the busiest corner in town", said Little Johnny. "I set up a Dip & Chip stand, and I gave everybody who walked by a free sample."

 

They all said the same thing: "Hey, this tastes like dog poop!" Then I would say, "It is dog poop. Wanna buy a toothbrush? I used the President Obama method of giving you some crap, dressing it up so

it looks good, telling you it's free, and then making you pay to get the bad taste out of your mouth."

 

 

Little Johnny got five stars for his assignment. Bless his heart!

[dfitzbiz]

Associating President Obama with dog poop? What a bad day for Dog Poop!

[MidlifeVenture]

:no-no-no: But like it

[Bubber]

Sounds political! LOL

:rotf:

[ragtop69gs]

Me Political NO WAY

[SilvrT]

:no-no-no: But like it

 

Not meaning to "steal the show" but your comment reminded me of another "little Johnny" joke....

 

Teacher was doing a "guess what fruit I have" game.

 

Teacher: I have something that is round, shiney, and sweet when you eat it ...

 

Little Mary raises her hand .. " I know... it's an apple"

 

No little Mary, says teacher ... it's a Pear ... but I like what you're thinking.

 

Teacher: Now I have something that is sorta round, has a tart taste and a bit fuzzy on the outside.

 

Little Suzy raises her hand " I know ... it's a Peach"

 

No little Suzy, says teacher, it's an apricot ... but I like what you're thinking.

 

Meanwhile, little Johnny has been going crazy in the back of the room, wanting to do the "guess what I have" part but teacher is wise to little Johnny ... but finally she gives in.

 

OK little Johnny... what do you have says teacher.

 

Little Johnny: I have something that is about 7" long, has a slight curve in it and is quite stiff ....

 

Teacher: little Johnny!!! you naughty boy!!! get to the principal's office right now!!!

 

Little Johnny: But teacher ... it's only a banana ......... but I like what you're thinking!