New GPS service available for rednecks

[RandyR]

Gagle has announced that as the technology has improved in satellite imagery they are now able to offer customized download service for your GPS devices.

 

For instance you can now receive directions like:

 

Prepare to slow down, Farmer Brown's daughter is sunning herself neath the oak tree on your right.

 

Turn right when you get to the intersection with the two cows in the field to your left.

 

Hal's Pool Room, .2 mile ahead on your left is serving 50cent drafts this afternoon.

 

Turn left on the next gravel road to get to Big Bub's secret catfishing creek.

 

and

 

Minnie Pearl's voice is offered as an affordable GPS customization.