You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:

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You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:

10. You keep knocking on your own front door.

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9. You remove your false teeth to change your appearance.

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8. You ask for soft high fiber candy only.

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7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, You lose your balance and fall over.

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6. People say: 'Great Boris Karloff Mask,'

And you're not wearing a mask.

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5. When the door opens you yell, 'Trick or...' And you can't remember the rest.

 

4. By the end of the night, You have a bag full of restraining orders.

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3. You have to carefully choose a costume that doesn't dislodge your hairpiece.

 

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2. You're the only Power Ranger in the Neighborhood with a walker.

 

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And the number one reason Seniors should not go Trick Or Treating...

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1. You keep having to go home to pee.

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No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN anyway.

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People have to stop following me around

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WHY!