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Is there a good joke about Gold Wings????

 

 

A guy walked into a Honda cycle dealership just to browse. Suddenly he spotted

the most beautiful Goldwing that he had ever seen and walked over to inspect it.

As he bent forward to feel the fine wide vinyl seat, an unexpected fart escaped

him. Embarrassed, he anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed and

hoped a sales person didn't pop up right now. But, as he turned back, there,

standing next to him, is a salesman. With a pleasant smile he greeted him, "Good

day, sir. How may we help you today?" Trying to maintain an air of

sophistication and acting as though nothing had happened, he smiles back and

asked, "Sir, what is the price of this Goldwing?" Still smiling, he replied,

"Sir, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just by touching it, you are

going to ***** when you hear the price!

Posted
A guy walked into a Honda cycle dealership just to browse. Suddenly he spotted

the most beautiful Goldwing that he had ever seen and walked over to inspect it.

As he bent forward to feel the fine wide vinyl seat, an unexpected fart escaped

him. Embarrassed, he anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed and

hoped a sales person didn't pop up right now. But, as he turned back, there,

standing next to him, is a salesman. With a pleasant smile he greeted him, "Good

day, sir. How may we help you today?" Trying to maintain an air of

sophistication and acting as though nothing had happened, he smiles back and

asked, "Sir, what is the price of this Goldwing?" Still smiling, he replied,

"Sir, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just by touching it, you are

going to ***** when you hear the price!

 

OK, yah got me on that one. :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Posted

Whooo boy.... the pygmies are going nuts trying to get on the keyboard for this one.....:rotf:

Boomer....who would rather catch the money than see THOSE particular bodies come through his roof...:whistling:

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