Life Lesson

[bill in mn]

Important Life Lesson.

 

 

 

 

I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly

dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of

dollars for dinner.

 

I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,"If I give you

this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"

 

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.

 

"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" I asked.

 

"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said.."I need to

spend all my time trying to stay alive."

 

"Will you spend this on hunting equipment?" I asked.

 

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't gone hunting in 20

years!"

 

"Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to

take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."

 

The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you

for doing that?

 

I replied, "Don't worry about that. It's important for her to see what

a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting."

[ragtop69gs]

:rotf:

[sandman]

great one, also where is his ferrari?