All about security bob

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security bob had started a new job guarding a 4by4 piece of wood.

o410-security bob had started his patrol, everything is fine.

0430-security bob had noticed that there was bird mess on the wood,

so he took his foot and clean the mess-off.

 

let's see how security bob day turns out by adding your own words.

[dacheedah]

Security Bob realized that this is talk like a pirate day soooo . . .

[CUCARACHA004]

0445-security bob still had the bird mess on his foot.

he looked around and found a tree to rub the mess

off of his foot.

0500-security bob had found-out that there was a squirrel

on the tree, now the squirrel has the bird mess on him.

0510-as security bob was backing-up, the squirrel took

matters in his own way, the squirrel had jumped at

security bob, knocking him down.

0540-security bob made a patrol of the wood, and found-out

that the squirrel had token the wood.

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0600-security bob look for the 4by4 piece of wood, but was unable to find-it.

0617-he patrol the area and found another piece of 4by4 wood but the piece

was alittle too big.

0630-security sambo had come to take security bob's patrol of the area.

0645-security sambo had noticed when he had patrol the wood, that

the wood looked alittle big. so he got his saw and cut off some of the wood.

0700-security sambo had called the office and stated that he was getting sick.

0720-security hardey had come to take over the patrol of the wood.

0750-security bob had called to see if everything was o.k.

security hardey stated that the piece of wood needed some help, so he

put-on some wood protector. the wood is fine.

0800-security bob took over the patrol and noticed that the wood looked small

and had a smell to-it. so he put-the-wood in the ____ can and went home.

if you ever watch a piece of wood, chain-it to a tree....

[Trader]

Well there's 5 min of my life totally wasted!