Blonde horse rider

[Trader]

A blonde decides to try horseback riding,

even though she has had no lessons, nor

prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted, and the horse immediately

springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the

blonde begins to slide from the saddle.

In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane,

but cannot get a grip. She

tries to throw her arms around

the horse's neck, but she slides down the horse's side anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping

rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety.Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup,

she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground.

As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness, when to her great fortune

 

. . . Frank, the Walmart greeter, sees her dilemma, and unplugs the horse.

And you thought all they did was say Hello.

[SilvrT]

hehehehehehehehehehehe

[CUCARACHA004]

that was a good one trader..

heehaw-heehaw-heehaw....

[dacheedah]

I'm tellin Chris that folks are talkin about her again

[Trader]

I'm tellin Chris that folks are talkin about her again

 

Now you're just trying to get me in trouble aren't you!

 

I can do that all by myself...as proven when we had lunch during one of the rides at the IR:whistling: