Smokey MacGregor the painter

[Trader]

There was a Scottish painter named Smokey MacGregor who

was very interested in making a penny where he could, so he often thinned down his paint to make it go a wee bit further..

 

 

As it happened, he got away with this for some time, but

eventually the local church decided to do a big restoration job

on the outside of one of their biggest buildings. Smokey put

in a bid, and, because his price was so low, he got the job.

 

So he set about erecting the scaffolding and setting up the

planks, and buying the paint and, yes, I am sorry to say,

thinning it down with turpentine.........

 

 

Well, Smokey was up on the scaffolding, painting away, the job

nearly completed, when suddenly there was a horrendous clap of thunder, the sky opened, and the rain poured down washing the thinned paint from all over the church and knocking Smokey clear off the scaffold to land on the lawn among the gravestones, surrounded by telltale puddles of the thinned and useless paint.

 

 

Smokey was no fool. He knew this was a judgment from the Almighty, so he got down on his knees and cried:

"Oh, God, Oh God, forgive me; what should I do?"

And from the thunder, a mighty voice spoke. ........

 

(you're going to love this....scroll down)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ready?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Repaint! Repaint! And thin no more!"

 

 

 

Oh stop groaning! You know you liked it!

[Yammer Dan]

I must be a little twisted.. I sat here and thought the punch line. Scrolled down and there it was!!

[stickhandle2]

Steve as bad as that was, it was great.

 

Thanks needed that.

 

Mike.