dacheedah Posted July 18, 2013 #1 Posted July 18, 2013 There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making 1st gen biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig. "Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears. "Come on, man," the 1st gen biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying." "This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man... And then my dog bit me." "So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; and then you show up and drink the whole damn thing! "But, Hell, enough about me, how are you doing?"
CaptainJoe Posted July 18, 2013 #2 Posted July 18, 2013 (edited) Where's Yammer?:confused24:LOL Edited July 18, 2013 by CaptainJoe
Flyinfool Posted July 18, 2013 #3 Posted July 18, 2013 Yup, those 2nd geners will try anything to get to the ice cream first....
dacheedah Posted July 19, 2013 Author #5 Posted July 19, 2013 Best take a good dose of seafoam. I thought that was what Jeff was doin right now, flush flush
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