Scarry night coming.

[Daitan]

Yes I have a laptop and wifi.

It will be an interesting chat room for sure. If anyone shows up. I promise to keep the camera covered.....

 

At least no one will be asking for pics in this thread.....

 

Not here at least, but the DOC will be taking plenty for himself:rotf::080402gudl_prv:

Don't forget to smile for the camera:thumbsup2::thumbsup2:

 

I can laugh, i had it done a couple years ago. Not bad, had the gatorade mix drink for the night before. Was the easiest to digest.

[gmarshall]

Don't forget to ask for a copy of the photos:rotf:

[Cougar]

I have had this done 3 times now. one time I made the mistake of making

a afternoon appointment

 

Never gunna do that again, always am making them for 8AM now :-)

the leave and EAT EAT EAT !!!!

 

I had to do this do to Cancer I had a while back.

so far after 8 years I am clean so to speak

 

And I think I beat that rat bastard cancer as well now.

 

was a scary trip for a while there.

[Flyinfool]

Don't forget to smile for the camera:thumbsup2::thumbsup2:

 

 

I'll see if I can crack a smile.........

 

 

My appt is for 7:00am tomorrow

 

Its 6:00, the fun starts now.........

[Flyinfool]

Acky......

[Huggy]

Acky......

 

I thought it would be more like "OH MY GOD!!!....Get out of they way and clear out of the bathroom!":rotf:

 

[Snaggletooth]

I don't know what to say Jeff. In our early years we all had to bear down and do the grunt work and squeeze along the best we could until we reach that point in life where we can just relax and go with the flow.

 

Apparently this is your time.

 

Over the next few hours many fond memories will pass. Some harder to swallow than others and some just hard to digest. Some may be harder to let go of than others. Remember that gum you swallowed in 1978? ......... tonights it's history.

 

The last thing to leave you will be your pride in the morning when you look over your shoulder at the doctor with the face shield and elbow high gloves. You can smile at them with confidence knowing you have given them everything.

 

Nothing lasts forever Jeff. It will just seem like it tonight.

 

May the force be with you buddy.

[Flyinfool]

i have come to the conclusion that Moviprep is the most awe full thing that ever crossed my lips.

 

Yuck!!

[Snaggletooth]

At least it's just passing through........

[Flyinfool]

Passing?

 

More like flying.......

[Flyinfool]

Into round 2.

 

I think the taste is getting worse as I go.

[Snaggletooth]

Welll, It's almost time Jeff. How ya doin'?

[Flyinfool]

Still up and still doin laps.

 

Its getting close to be time to leave for Dr office. Gonna be a scarey ride there.

Edited July 19, 2013 by Flyinfool

[Snaggletooth]

Probably gonna want to stand up on the pegs on the way there. Don't want your brain to think you're sitting down.

[TDunc]

.

 

This will teach you to ask for a a beer in a noisy place....

 

Bud Lite got heard as BUTT LIGHT!

 

I hope all goes well (no pun intended) I too have been the proud recipient of that all searching BUTT LIGHT.

 

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[Huggy]

I hope it all worked out for you!

 

[jakester]

Just be sure they do the upper GI first .....otherwise you may wake up with a sh*ty taste in your mouth. Just sayen.

[Venturous Randy]

Well, did he survive? I checked both posts and he has not responded yet.

RandyA

[Flyinfool]

Well the scarey night has come and gone, and gone, and gone, and............

 

Then came the ride to the DR office. Well lets just say I don't really care for most peoples driving, especially my Erika's. There are reasons that there are dents in every side of her car.

She failed to comprehend the concept of taking the quickest route to the Dr office, or at least until she did not make the turn for the shortcut that would take 2 miles off of the trip. You see the fun of the scarey night had not yet ended, I was still running every 10 minutes. She took the 20 minute route instead of the 15 minute route.

Then she asked why I had a bag of clothes, and I sad "the change of clothes and roll of TP is in case you take the long way there".......... Then she looked at her leather seats and the devilish smile quickly left her face as the meaning of my words sunk in. So she drove faster, only ran 3 red lights.......... About scared the **** out of me. Which would not take much in my current condition.

But we did make it there safe and dry, but my toes were curled and I ran from the car to the nearest rest room. SAFE! But not by much........

 

Then came the the pre-op preparations and signing of releases, for the procedure. Once you are all wired up and IVed up there are no more trips to the rest room. That was the longest hour of my life, I really did not want to explode in bed with a room full of people This place was set up like an assembly line, with another patient lined up every 10 feet.

 

Then the nurse injected something into my IV and the next thing I knew I was in recovery with Erika sitting next to me laughing at me as I was farting the "Star Spangled Banner", all 3 verses. Those high notes around the "rockets red glare" were tough but I hit them......, then came the "bombs bursting in air"........

 

The final verdict is that I am a perfect a$$, and now I have proof......

Nothing was found that was not supposed to be there, and everything that was supposed to be there was found.

I was complimented on just how good of a job I did of cleaning myself out. So no one can say I am full of it either, cuz now I also have proof I am not.

Then I explained to them about Lake Michigan is now flooding over its banks after everything I sent in that direction. For the next month I can eat anything I want cuz it has already been expelled.

 

Thanks for everyone's, ugh, support? to help me through this Very Scarey Night.

[Snaggletooth]

It's good to see you're going to be a regular guy again.

[Yammer Dan]

Great News Jeff. JUST REMEMBER

 

 

THIS THREAD DON"T NEED NO PICS!!!!

[Flyinfool]

Butt I did ask for pics, they are going to email them to me.