Little Boy's Confession

[wes0778]

'Bless me Father for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl"

The priest asks, "is that you, little Joey Pagano?"

"Yes Father, it is I"

"And who was the girl you were with?"

"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation"

"Well joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you might as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minettii?"

"I cannot say"

"Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?"

"I'll never tell"

"Was it Nina Capelli?"

"I'm sorry but I cannot name her."

"Was it Cathy Piriano?"

"My lips are sealed."

"Was it Rosa DiAngelo then?"

"Please Father, I cannot tell you."

The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone.

You cannot be an alter boy for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."

Joey walks back to the pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers "what did you get?"

"Four months vacation and five good leads."

[CaptainJoe]

Excellent catholic joke...

 

I'm gonna send it to my brother...LOL!

[SilvrT]