The waitress noticed...

[mbrood]

A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner

in a fine restaurant.

 

They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands.

The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps

away, suddenly noticed the man slowly sliding down his chair

and under the table, but the woman acted unconcerned.

The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his

chair and out of sight under the table.

Still, the woman appeared calm and unruffled, apparently

unaware her dining companion had disappeared.

The waitress, thinking this was quite risqué behavior that

might offend other diners, went over to the table and

tactfully, began by saying to the woman , "Pardon me,

madam, but I think your husband just slid under the table."

 

The woman calmly looked up at her and said, "No, he didn't.

He actually just walked in the door."

[SilvrT]

oooooooooooooooooooooooooo ...

[Yammer Dan]

You know people still stick gum all over the bottom of tables???

[alwrmcusn]

You know people still stick gum all over the bottom of tables???

 

Yes, but it's usually too dry and is very hard to chew!