SilvrT Posted April 26, 2013 #1 Posted April 26, 2013 She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the T-shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, “You’ve GOT to make love to me this very moment!”. My eyes lit up and I thought, “I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!”. Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, “Thanks” and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck. Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, “What was that all about?”. She explained, “The egg timer is broken.”.
Yammer Dan Posted April 26, 2013 #2 Posted April 26, 2013 Warden's been broke for a week. She ain't asking for a new one??
SilvrT Posted April 26, 2013 Author #3 Posted April 26, 2013 Warden's been broke for a week. She ain't asking for a new one?? maybe some day she'll buy eggs too ...
Panjandrum Posted April 26, 2013 #4 Posted April 26, 2013 I don't understand. Why would you want to boil an egg for 45 minutes?
spear Posted April 30, 2013 #7 Posted April 30, 2013 Did ya hear the one about the guy who reckoned he was a real smooth talker with the ladies and only needed one-liners to pick them up? He spotted a pretty damsel at the bar one night, sat down next to her and said, "How would you like your eggs in the morning?" She replied, "Unfertilized." :rotf:
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