Barry1951 Posted April 23, 2013 #1 Posted April 23, 2013 Note to self, , , , , When riding with the face shield down, DO NOT GET SO COMFORTABLE YOU FORGET TO RAISE THE SHIELD when you hark up a big one, , , , , , Make a bad mess, , , ,
OB-1 Posted April 23, 2013 #3 Posted April 23, 2013 This is one the those rare threads that are better without photos...
SilvrT Posted April 23, 2013 #4 Posted April 23, 2013 This is one the those rare threads that are better without photos... Who needs one anyway ... the image in my head is all I need .. errr... DON'T need!!
dacheedah Posted April 23, 2013 #5 Posted April 23, 2013 dont spit into the wind, don't spit with your face shield down or up in the air while the wife is behind:whistling::whistling:
Prairiehammer Posted April 23, 2013 #6 Posted April 23, 2013 dont spit into the wind, don't spit with your face shield down or up in the air while the wife is behind:whistling::whistling: Also: Don't let the wind blow your visor down while smoking a cigar.
Barry1951 Posted April 23, 2013 Author #7 Posted April 23, 2013 First time I ever tried chewing tobacco was when I rode police motors in Houston, , , ,my partner and I were riding a funeral escort, , , riding front motor, , ,he pulled out his bag of Red Man and put a chew in his mouth, , handed me the bag and said try it, , ,pulled out a piece about as big as the end of my little finger and put in in my mouth, , ,it did not take long before it was as big as a softball and had about 1/2 gallon of juice, , , , , Big Dummy swallowed a bit of it trying to talk to Gary, , , , GAGGGGAGGGAGGG, , , ,Gary asked me if i was OK, , ,shook my head no, , he told me to lean over and spit it out, , , , ,I did without noticing that we had slowed considerably and the funeral directors car was right on my tail, , , ,tobacco spit, , slobber, , ,and tobacco, , ,all up the front hood and windshield ,, , not a pretty sight, , , Well we got to the cemetery and rather than stand and salute, , ,I was behind my motor, puking my toenails up, , , , Kinda funny, , , we never got to run an escort for that funeral home any more, , ,hmmmmm:bobby:
Aussie Annie Posted April 24, 2013 #9 Posted April 24, 2013 Barry: Thanks for the laugh!!!!!!!! Ditto :rotf:
Flyinfool Posted April 24, 2013 #10 Posted April 24, 2013 This is one the those rare threads that are better without photos... But video could be priceless........
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