KarlS Posted April 4, 2013 Share #1 Posted April 4, 2013 Be ready for this one. A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years He breaks into a house and inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He ties him to a chair. While tying the wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he’s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife, “Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!” She responds: “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he’s gay, thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dacheedah Posted April 4, 2013 Share #2 Posted April 4, 2013 wrong, soooo very wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stereos1970 Posted April 4, 2013 Share #3 Posted April 4, 2013 That is wrong but funny.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoomerCPO Posted April 4, 2013 Share #4 Posted April 4, 2013 ROFL!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainJoe Posted April 4, 2013 Share #5 Posted April 4, 2013 YIKES! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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