Busted

[KarlS]

A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate.

During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty his roommate was.She had long been suspicious of a

relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious....

 

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between him and

his roommate than met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, his son volunteered,

“I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you,we are just

roommates."

 

About a week later, his roommate came to him saying,

“Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

 

He said ,"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just

to be sure." He sat down and wrote :

 

Dear Mother:

I'm not saying that you ‘did' take the silver plate from my house, I'm not saying that you ‘did not' take the silver plate But the fact

remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

 

Love,

your son.

 

Several days later, he received an email from

his Mother which read:

 

Dear Son:

I'm not saying that you ‘do' sleep with your roommate, and

I'm not saying that you ‘do not' sleep with her.

But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she

would have found the silver plate by now, under her pillow…

Love,

Mom.

[BOO]

Gotta luv those mom's

BOO

[Sailor]

Once, long, long ago my girlfriend told her mother she was spending the night at my parents place and I told my mom I was spending the night at her parents place. We then spent the night at a motel. When I went home in the morning my mother came running out and told us to get over to my girlfriends place as her mother had phoned and my mother told her we had just left. Thanks mom!

[Guest Swifty]

Once, long, long ago my girlfriend told her mother she was spending the night at my parents place and I told my mom I was spending the night at her parents place. We then spent the night at a motel. When I went home in the morning my mother came running out and told us to get over to my girlfriends place as her mother had phoned and my mother told her we had just left. Thanks mom!

Hilarious.