Gender

[BOO]

ZIPLOC BAGS are male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.

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SHOES are male, because they are usually unpolished, with their tongues hanging out.

 

PHOTOCOPIERS are female, because once turned off, they take a while to warm up.

 

TIRES are male, because they go bald and are often over-inflated.

 

HOT AIR BALLOONS are male, because to get them to go anywhere you have to light a fire under them and, of course, there's the hot air part.

 

SPONGES are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

 

THE SUBWAY is male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

 

AN HOURGLASS is female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

 

HAMMERS are male, because they haven't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but they are handy to have around.

 

A REMOTE CONTROL is female Ha! You thought it would be "male". But consider this: it gives men pleasure, they'd be lost without it, and while they don't always know the right buttons to push, they keep on trying.

BOO

[Trader]

computers are female because so few really understand their logic.

[AKRefugee]

Fishing is female. If you don't do EVERYTHING just right, your going home empty handed.

 

 

Ride Happy, Ride Safe

[SilvrT]

computers are female because so few really understand their logic.

 

Since when do females have LOGIC ????

[Yammer Dan]

Since when do females have LOGIC ????

 

 

 

Thats what I wanted to know!!

[Sailor]

logical female=oxymoron

[Guest Swifty]

Harley's are female...no matter which one I get on it is always going to be good, loud and rough ride!

[Barrycuda]

Fishing is female. If you don't do EVERYTHING just right, your going home empty handed.

 

 

Ride Happy, Ride Safe