ragtop69gs Posted March 23, 2013 #1 Posted March 23, 2013 12 Pack A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon the condom aisle. The son asks his father why there are so many different boxes of condoms. The father replies, ''Well, you see that 3-pack? That's for when you're in high school. You have 2 for Friday night and 1 for Saturday night.'' The son then asks his father, ''What's the 6-pack for?'' The father replies, ''Well, that's for when you're in college. You have 2 for Friday night, 2 for Saturday night, and 2 for Sunday morning.'' Then the son asks his father what the 12-pack is for. The father replies, ''Well, that's for when you're married. You have one for January, one for February, one for March, one for.....''
icebrrg3rd Posted March 25, 2013 #2 Posted March 25, 2013 I am going to get hit hard when I show this to her tonight! Then I will probably only need the 3-pack for the year, but I might have spares... -Andrew
abusive throttle cranker Posted March 25, 2013 #4 Posted March 25, 2013 You actually use yours? I thought they were a just in case kinda thing.......
SilvrT Posted March 25, 2013 #5 Posted March 25, 2013 You actually use yours? I thought they were a just in case kinda thing....... As I now recall, my son took 'em ... and for the past 11 years I've been wondering where I put the danged things.... (just in case)
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