Freebird Posted March 20, 2013 #1 Posted March 20, 2013 I am 58 years old and one thing that I fully understand is that I will NEVER understand women. So it all started innocently enough. My wife has been wanting a Gazebo for some time now. So a couple of months ago, I decided to have one built for her. It was built by a guy down near Columbus, OH. It has been finished for a while but weather and the fact that my yard has been wet had delayed having it delivered. So yesterday it was finally delivered and Eileen loves it. So this morning I got a sweet text from Eileen telling me how much she loves the Gazebo, how much she loves me and how happy I make her. I replied of course that I love her too and that making her happy makes me happy. Then she replied that she wanted me to be more happy and that I have been under too much stress for the past few months. I reassured her that in spite of the stress, I am a generally happy person. BUT...she couldn't let it stop there. The replied that she wanted me so happy that I wake up every morning with something that makes me smile. So...I replied that I was trying very hard to make that happen but that Marrisa Tomei was not returning my calls. hmmmm....this is where I get confused again and don't understand...but apparently she does NOT want me to be happy after all. I just wish she would make up her mind. Go figure.
Guest Posted March 20, 2013 #2 Posted March 20, 2013 Dont feel so bad. Im knocking on 58's door myself and after all the money I spent on the house over the last few years, especially 2200 sq ft of patio pavers front and back to please her I dared to asked my wife for something kinky.....She got me a sweater........nice, but what I really wanted was a moaner or a screamer...... Now I have a black eye...what gives????
Snaggletooth Posted March 20, 2013 #3 Posted March 20, 2013 (edited) Women are hard to follow sometimes. Nothing they say seems to mean the thing we think it does. As this guy found out... Edited March 20, 2013 by Snaggletooth
Yammer Dan Posted March 20, 2013 #4 Posted March 20, 2013 It means buy another 1st Gen. Figured it out long ago. And be quick on your feet.
Aussie Annie Posted March 20, 2013 #5 Posted March 20, 2013 :Im not listening to:Im not listening to:Im not listening to :rotf::think::rotf::rotf:
kevin-vic-b.c. Posted March 20, 2013 #6 Posted March 20, 2013 I am 58 years old and one thing that I fully understand is that I will NEVER understand women. So it all started innocently enough. My wife has been wanting a Gazebo for some time now. So a couple of months ago, I decided to have one built for her. It was built by a guy down near Columbus, OH. It has been finished for a while but weather and the fact that my yard has been wet had delayed having it delivered. So yesterday it was finally delivered and Eileen loves it. So this morning I got a sweet text from Eileen telling me how much she loves the Gazebo, how much she loves me and how happy I make her. I replied of course that I love her too and that making her happy makes me happy. Then she replied that she wanted me to be more happy and that I have been under too much stress for the past few months. I reassured her that in spite of the stress, I am a generally happy person. BUT...she couldn't let it stop there. The replied that she wanted me so happy that I wake up every morning with something that makes me smile. So...I replied that I was trying very hard to make that happen but that Marrisa Tomei was not returning my calls. hmmmm....this is where I get confused again and don't understand...but apparently she does NOT want me to be happy after all. I just wish she would make up her mind. Go figure. Its not just me.... new kitchen floor last wednesday, new oak stair railings on monday, new counter tops coming next week. She tells the niece... yes we have discussed a bathroom reno in the basement for two years so he bought me a hand rail and flooring.... I am a plumber.... I don't want to install another basin and bath set!
mini-muffin Posted March 20, 2013 #7 Posted March 20, 2013 Well one of us ladies would try to explain it all to you but you wouldn't listen anyway. That seems to be the problem you only hear what you want to hear. Plus you men can never make up your minds. I mean seriously Don you did mention that little singer that you want too. :whistling:Or are you just trying to cover yourself in case Marisa never comes around? :crackup: Margaret
Snaggletooth Posted March 20, 2013 #8 Posted March 20, 2013 Over the years this is what I have managed to learn about talking with women. Go ahead, tell me I'm wrong. :rotf:
Dragonslayer Posted March 20, 2013 #11 Posted March 20, 2013 I am 58 years old and one thing that I fully understand is that I will NEVER understand women. So it all started innocently enough. My wife has been wanting a Gazebo for some time now. So a couple of months ago, I decided to have one built for her. It was built by a guy down near Columbus, OH. It has been finished for a while but weather and the fact that my yard has been wet had delayed having it delivered. So yesterday it was finally delivered and Eileen loves it. So this morning I got a sweet text from Eileen telling me how much she loves the Gazebo, how much she loves me and how happy I make her. I replied of course that I love her too and that making her happy makes me happy. Then she replied that she wanted me to be more happy and that I have been under too much stress for the past few months. I reassured her that in spite of the stress, I am a generally happy person. BUT...she couldn't let it stop there. The replied that she wanted me so happy that I wake up every morning with something that makes me smile. So...I replied that I was trying very hard to make that happen but that Marrisa Tomei was not returning my calls. hmmmm....this is where I get confused again and don't understand...but apparently she does NOT want me to be happy after all. I just wish she would make up her mind. Go figure. Sounds like you blew it Boss
Freebird Posted March 20, 2013 Author #12 Posted March 20, 2013 Well one of us ladies would try to explain it all to you but you wouldn't listen anyway. That seems to be the problem you only hear what you want to hear. Plus you men can never make up your minds. I mean seriously Don you did mention that little singer that you want too. :whistling:Or are you just trying to cover yourself in case Marisa never comes around? :crackup: Margaret DUH...backup plan...have you never heard of a backup plan?
bongobobny Posted March 20, 2013 #13 Posted March 20, 2013 Don, you will know you're in deep doo when you come home and find your bed in the gazebo...
Freebird Posted March 20, 2013 Author #14 Posted March 20, 2013 Hey camping is FUN. Just hope it warms up a bit.
steamer Posted March 20, 2013 #15 Posted March 20, 2013 RR says I have selective hearing.... She speaks and I select not to hear...:Avatars_Gee_George::starz:
Freebird Posted March 20, 2013 Author #16 Posted March 20, 2013 Yea...we have met her...there isn't a court in the nation that would find you guilty of anything. oops...did I say that out loud?
steamer Posted March 20, 2013 #17 Posted March 20, 2013 Yea...we have met her...there isn't a court in the nation that would find you guilty of anything. oops...did I say that out loud? Now you done it...
RockinRobin Posted March 20, 2013 #18 Posted March 20, 2013 HOW DOES THIS GO FROM FREEBIRD NOT BEING HAPPY TO BASHING ME!!!!!!!!
Stache Posted March 20, 2013 #19 Posted March 20, 2013 Yea...we have met her...there isn't a court in the nation that would find you guilty of anything. oops...did I say that out loud? Oh no... Did you forget that all women belong to the same union, "The International Brotherhood of Women"!!!! Now we're ALL gonna pay......
Freebird Posted March 20, 2013 Author #20 Posted March 20, 2013 HOW DOES THIS GO FROM FREEBIRD NOT BEING HAPPY TO BASHING ME!!!!!!!! I never said that I wasn't happy....and besides...that kind of made me a little happy.
steamer Posted March 20, 2013 #21 Posted March 20, 2013 HOW DOES THIS GO FROM FREEBIRD NOT BEING HAPPY TO BASHING ME!!!!!!!! Yeah, whats the matter with you guys?
reddevilmedic Posted March 20, 2013 #22 Posted March 20, 2013 problem the reason ive been divorced....twice. my "new" girlfriend, which i met in October, has yet to see what happens when the riding season starts.......
Freebird Posted March 20, 2013 Author #23 Posted March 20, 2013 Yeah, whats the matter with you guys? Geezzzz....the classic Steamer CYOA. Every man for himself.
RockinRobin Posted March 20, 2013 #24 Posted March 20, 2013 I never said that I wasn't happy....and besides...that kind of made me a little happy. PLEASE ACCEPT MY APOLOGIES! :bighug:I WAS NEVER TAUGHT HOW TO READ BETWEEN THE LINES.
steamer Posted March 20, 2013 #25 Posted March 20, 2013 Don... RR just gave you her famous high sign..... Now its pointed at me:shock3:
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