Mis-spoken cliches

[Hummingbird]

I'll start - have fun, be nice

 

"It's not rocket surgery"

[M61A1MECH]

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[rstacy]

I could care less

Should be

I couldn't care less

meaning

it is impossible for me to have less interest or concern in this matter

 

 

For all intensive purposes

Should be

For all intents and purposes

[Wade 2000]

"Tie me up and throw away the key". Mom

"You don't kick a gift horse in the teeth". Mom

"He smokes like a fish". Mom

And there are many more from Mom

[darthandy]

And from my father " Don't lick a gift horse in the mouth!"

 

Andy

[M61A1MECH]

We will burn that bridge when we get there.

[cabreco]

Holier than NOW.

[M61A1MECH]

Found on the internet when searching on this subject.

 

"What doesn’t make us stronger, will kill us.”

 

"Heads will roll, when the rubber hits the fan."

 

"They nailed my feet to the fire."

 

"He put his thumb to my butt to get me going."

 

"It will blow the water out of the other products."

[beltfed50]

powers to be...instead of: the powers that be

[uncledj]

 

Vicea Versa

as compared to

Vice Versa

[Mel]

Holy buffalo, look at all them cowboys.

[frodotoo]

How about everone's "moot" point becoming their

 

"mute" point. (Then we wouldn't have to listen to it right?)

[TDbiker]

Irregardless...

 

There is no such word; the correct usage is regardless...

[Mike G in SC]

I heard a drunk on a night radio call-in, during tornado warnings is KS,,

"... you just remember,,, united we fall together, divided we fall apart!"

 

She's not wrong,,, but might have some "dain brammage" from what she was drinking.

[bj66]

"Throw the cow over the fence some hay"............

[Trader]

Money is the root of all evil

 

Wrong....it should be the LOVE of money is the root of all evil

[bendtdj]

"Throw the cow over the fence some hay"............

 

 

Wasn't this in "Pardners" with Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis?

 

Maybe it was Yoda down on the ranch.

[wes0778]

That's the way the cookie bounces....

[playboy]

If you got to eat a turd don't nibble

 

Act like a dog kick some grass over that ship and move on

[Black Owl]

"Throw the cow over the fence some hay"............

 

Not sure if this would classify as a cliché, but depending on the location of the cow this would be grammatically correct. :rotfl:

[bongobobny]

We go walking down the street hand in hand side by each...

 

Hey Mama, throw the baby down the stairs a bottle...

 

It's deja vu all over again...

[DarkLeftArm]

"Fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again."-

G.W. Bush

[Wrench]

"What comes around comes around".

In memory of my late friend "Cool Pops".

[GolfVenture]

Don't know if this applies.

 

When I get A Round Tuit.

 

What is A Round Tuit?

[M61A1MECH]

That place is so busy, no one goes there anymore.

Yogi Bera