Funeral expenses

[Hummingbird]

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem . While they were there, the wife passed away .

 

The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150 or we can have her shipped back home for $5,000 .The husband thought about it and told the undertaker he would have her shipped back home.

 

The undertaker asked him, "why would you spend $5,000 to have her shipped home when you could have a beautiful burial here, and it would only cost $150????

 

"The husband replied, "Long ago, a man died here, was buried here, and three days later, rose from the dead . I just can’t take that chance!"

[JohnT]

:rotf::rotf::rotf:

That little story is going to be told and re-told.

[Mel]

Wait a minute, is this posted in the correct forum?

[Snaggletooth]

Wait a minute, is this posted in the correct forum?

 

 

I agree... but we don't a "Scary as He[[" section do we?