Three Italian nuns

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Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven of course

 

At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, "Sisters, you

all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months

to go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be."

 

The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren;"

 

And *poof* she's gone.

 

The second says, "I want to be Madonna" and *poof* she's gone.

 

The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini.."

 

St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he asks

 

"Sara Pipalini;" replies the nun.

 

St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name just

doesn't ring a bell."

 

The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter.

 

St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her

and Says. "No sister, the paper says it was the 'Sahara Pipeline' that

was laid by

1,400 men in 6 months."

 

 

If you laugh, you are going straight to he11!

[Yammer Dan]

Guess I'm gonna have to whup the devil....

[adventurer 08]

JAY, way too much free time.

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[chabicheka]

I guess I won't be going to hell....