ragtop69gs Posted March 5, 2013 Share #1 Posted March 5, 2013 A man was washed up on a beach after a shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island. After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset. One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling. A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was Nancy Pelosi. That evening, the man brought Nancy to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the man started to get those "feelings" again. He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in and leaned over to Nancy and told her he hadn't had sex for months. Nancy batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for him. He asked, "Take the dog for a walk?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yammer Dan Posted March 5, 2013 Share #2 Posted March 5, 2013 :rotfl::rotfl: Don't blame him a bit!!:rotfl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoneman1981 Posted March 5, 2013 Share #3 Posted March 5, 2013 ROTFL:rotf: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dacheedah Posted March 5, 2013 Share #4 Posted March 5, 2013 sometimes our choices just suck, but we gotta pick one anyways Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iowa Guy Posted March 5, 2013 Share #5 Posted March 5, 2013 Now there is a staunch committed Republican. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wade 2000 Posted March 5, 2013 Share #6 Posted March 5, 2013 Nancy batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for him. .??? I haven't seen her blink in years:whistling: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainJoe Posted March 5, 2013 Share #7 Posted March 5, 2013 I don't know about this one Jay... I'm afraid I'd have to cross party lines... Baaaaaaaaaaa! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
playboy Posted March 6, 2013 Share #8 Posted March 6, 2013 I don't know about this one Jay... I'm afraid I'd have to cross party lines... Baaaaaaaaaaa! Talk about a elephant in the room :rotf: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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