Shipwrecked

[ragtop69gs]

A man was washed up on a beach after a shipwreck. Only a sheep and

a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he

realized that they were stranded on a deserted island.

After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his

two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset.

One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful

cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for

romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking better

and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and

put his arm around it.

But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until

the man took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of

them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more

cuddling.

 

A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another

shipwreck. The only survivor was Nancy Pelosi.

 

That evening, the man brought Nancy to the evening beach ritual.

It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and

gentle breeze

perfect for a night of romance.

Pretty soon, the man started to get those "feelings"

again. He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in

and leaned over to Nancy and told her he hadn't had sex for months.

Nancy batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do

for him.

He asked, "Take the dog for a walk?"

[Yammer Dan]

:rotfl::rotfl: Don't blame him a bit!!:rotfl:

[Phoneman1981]

ROTFL:rotf:

[dacheedah]

sometimes our choices just suck, but we gotta pick one anyways

[Iowa Guy]

Now there is a staunch committed Republican.

[Wade 2000]

Nancy batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do

for him. .???

 

I haven't seen her blink in years:whistling:

[CaptainJoe]

I don't know about this one Jay...

 

 

I'm afraid I'd have to cross party lines...

 

 

 

Baaaaaaaaaaa!

[playboy]

I don't know about this one Jay...

 

 

I'm afraid I'd have to cross party lines...

 

 

 

Baaaaaaaaaaa!

 

 

Talk about a elephant in the room :rotf: