ragtop69gs Posted February 26, 2013 Share #1 Posted February 26, 2013 Mathematics: This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience. It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud. This is a strictly ..... mathematical viewpoint.. and it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% And K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But , A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there. Its the Bull$hit and A$$ Kissing that will put you over the top. Now you know why some people are where they are & especially the one's currently in our congress running our country and elected to president and vice-president! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yammer Dan Posted February 26, 2013 Share #2 Posted February 26, 2013 That sounds about right... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carbon_One Posted February 26, 2013 Share #3 Posted February 26, 2013 :rotf::rotf: Good comparison I must say Larry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cougar Posted February 26, 2013 Share #4 Posted February 26, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wade 2000 Posted February 26, 2013 Share #5 Posted February 26, 2013 Nailed it!! I knew the results but never the math behind it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcarl Posted February 26, 2013 Share #6 Posted February 26, 2013 Makes good sense to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snaggletooth Posted February 26, 2013 Share #7 Posted February 26, 2013 Yeppers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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