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DON'T WASH YOUR HAIR IN THE SHOWER!

It's so good to finally get a health warning that is useful!

 

IT INVOLVES THE SHAMPOO WHEN IT RUNS DOWN YOUR BODY WHEN YOU SHOWER WITH IT - A WARNING TO US ALL!

I don't know why I didn't figure this out sooner. I use shampoo in the shower! When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning: "FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME."

 

No wonder I have been gaining weight! Well, I have gotten rid of that shampoo, and I am going to start showering with Dawn dish soap instead. Its label reads: "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."

 

Problem solved! If I don't answer the phone, I'll be in the shower.

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That'll be my excuse:fatsmiley:

Wrong shampoo.

True story. I took a shower at a friends house in WV and his wife had shampoo called "Big Sexy Hair" that was the brand. When I came out I told them I had made a mistake and thought the shampoo was body wash,and that. I couldn't even get my shorts back on! But I had to confess it was Sexy:rotf::rotf:

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