Wrench Posted January 30, 2013 #1 Posted January 30, 2013 This is a current weather alert that we are under, you don't have to read it all, just go to the last paragraph. I got a good laugh out of it, so I thought I'd share. Wind Advisory INZ076>079-083-084-089>092-KYZ023>032-061-062-070>072-301500- /O.CON.KLMK.WI.Y.0001.000000T0000Z-130130T2100Z/ ORANGE IN-WASHINGTON IN-SCOTT IN-JEFFERSON IN-DUBOIS IN- CRAWFORD IN-PERRY IN-HARRISON IN-FLOYD IN-CLARK IN-HANCOCK KY- BRECKINRIDGE KY-MEADE KY-OHIO KY-GRAYSON KY-HARDIN KY-BULLITT KY- JEFFERSON KY-OLDHAM KY-TRIMBLE KY-BUTLER KY-EDMONSON KY-LOGAN KY- WARREN KY-SIMPSON KY- INCLUDING THE CITIES OF...PAOLI...SALEM...SCOTTSBURG...MADISON... JASPER...MARENGO...TELL CITY...CORYDON...NEW ALBANY... JEFFERSONVILLE...HAWESVILLE...HARDINSBURG...BRANDENBURG... BEAVER DAM...LEITCHFIELD...ELIZABETHTOWN...FORT KNOX... MOUNT WASHINGTON...SHEPHERDSVILLE...LOUISVILLE...LA GRANGE... BEDFORD...MORGANTOWN...BROWNSVILLE...RUSSELLVILLE... BOWLING GREEN...FRANKLIN 1044 PM EST TUE JAN 29 2013 /944 PM CST TUE JAN 29 2013/ ...WIND ADVISORY REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL 4 PM EST /3 PM CST/ WEDNESDAY... * WINDS...SUSTAINED SOUTH TO SOUTHWESTERLY WINDS OF 20 TO 25 MPH WITH GUSTS OF 40 TO 45 MPH. * TIMING...SOUTH TO SOUTHWESTERLY WINDS WILL CONTINUE TO INCREASE OVERNIGHT AS A STRONG COLD FRONT APPROACHES THE REGION FROM THE WEST. GUSTY WINDS ARE EXPECTED OVERNIGHT AND INTO THE DAY ON WEDNESDAY. STRONGER WINDS ARE EXPECTED AS A SQUALL LINE MOVES THROUGH THE REGION BETWEEN MIDNIGHT AND 6 AM WEDNESDAY. * IMPACTS...WINDS THIS STRONG CAN MAKE DRIVING DIFFICULT ESPECIALLY FOR HIGH PROFILE VEHICLES. PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS... WEAKENED TREES MAY BE BLOWN OVER AND UNSECURED OUTDOOR OBJECTS INCLUDING CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS WILL BE BLOWN AROUND BY THE WIND. USE EXTRA CAUTION. :rotf:
Eck Posted January 30, 2013 #2 Posted January 30, 2013 You might be a REDNECK if you live in Odessa TX................
BradT Posted January 31, 2013 #3 Posted January 31, 2013 You might be a REDNECK if you live in Odessa TX................ You mean works in Odessa and the redneck said he was retired. HAHA BRad
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