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"That's not a knife. THIS is a knife!"

Crocodile Dundee taking on a NY punk.

(All the way from Down Under.)

And while I have your attention - Happy Australia Day to all the Aussies on board.:australia:

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Elwood Blues and Jake Blues have a fight over the police car Elwood got after he traded away the original bluesmobile for a microphone

 

Elwood: You don't like it?

 

Jake: No I don't like it...

 

Jake: Car's got a lot of pickup.

 

Elwood: It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop

shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?

 

Jake: Fix the cigarette lighter

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