Squidley Posted January 24, 2013 #26 Posted January 24, 2013 Jim Belushi: Holy ---- Clown Attack! John Ritter: Clown Attack?? Jim Belushi: Yeah, the CIA took some of it's best agents and dressed them up in clown suits to not attract attention to themselves, now they went bad. John Ritter: Bad Clowns!!?? Real Men is the movie 1985
djh3 Posted January 24, 2013 #28 Posted January 24, 2013 (Interogator)"I'm gonna make you scream" (Bruce Willias) Play RAP music Last Boy Scout
KarlS Posted January 24, 2013 #29 Posted January 24, 2013 Drago: Take it easy, boss, he's just a little excited, that's all. George Washington McLintock: I know, I know. I'm gonna use good judgement. I haven't lost my temper in forty years, but pilgrim you caused a lot of trouble this morning, might have got somebody killed... and somebody oughta belt you in the mouth. But I won't, I won't. The *hell* I won't! John Wayne in McLintock,
Pegasus1300 Posted January 24, 2013 #30 Posted January 24, 2013 Richard Boone"I thought you was dead" John Wayne " Not Hardly" Big Jake
Ventureless Posted January 24, 2013 #31 Posted January 24, 2013 From Talladega Nights: Here's the deal -- I'm the best there is. Plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence. And Did that blow your mind, because that just happened!
BG Hawks Posted January 24, 2013 #32 Posted January 24, 2013 Ulysses Everett McGill: Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere! From Oh Brother Where Art Thou?
motorcycle_1300 Posted January 24, 2013 #33 Posted January 24, 2013 " life is tough, it's even tougher when you are stupid" the Green Berrets
etcswjoe Posted January 24, 2013 #34 Posted January 24, 2013 Ulysses Everett McGill: Well, I don't want Fop! I'm a Dapper Dan man!
etcswjoe Posted January 24, 2013 #35 Posted January 24, 2013 Where's the Kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth shattering kaboom! Marvin the Martian
Guest HdHtr Posted January 24, 2013 #36 Posted January 24, 2013 Agent 99: WHAT DID HE SAY? Smart, looking up from the freshly dead foreign agent he is kneeling over: HE SAID ... GET YOUR KNEE OFF MY CHEST.
t_hole Posted January 24, 2013 #37 Posted January 24, 2013 "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick a**... and I'm all out of bubblegum." "Rowdy" Roddy Piper - They Live
mini-muffin Posted January 24, 2013 #38 Posted January 24, 2013 Movie: Spaced Invaders (1990) trying to explain to Captain Bipto that their invasion has failed] Giggywig: Let me sum up the entire situation in a nutshell: there are five of us, and four billion of them. They have Strategic Air Command, nuclear powered submarines, and John Wayne. We have this. [holds up a small rifle] Captain Bipto: Is it loaded? [points the rifle at Bipto] Giggywig: Let's find out! Margaret
dwatson636 Posted January 24, 2013 #39 Posted January 24, 2013 Were do these steps go? They go up. Ghostbusters
cjstaples Posted January 24, 2013 #40 Posted January 24, 2013 Verify range to target... one ping only.
Panjandrum Posted January 24, 2013 #41 Posted January 24, 2013 Wanda: [after Otto breaks in on Wanda and Archie in Archie's flat and hangs him out the window] I was dealing with something delicate, Otto. I'm setting up a guy who's incredibly important to us, who's going to tell me where the loot is and if they're going to come and arrest you. And you come loping in like Rambo without a jockstrap and you dangle him out a fifth-floor window. Now, was that smart? Was it shrewd? Was it good tactics? Or was it stupid? Otto West: Don't call me stupid. Wanda: Oh, right! To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I've known sheep that could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher IQs. But you think you're an intellectual, don't you, ape? Otto West: Apes don't read philosophy. Wanda: Yes they do, Otto. They just don't understand it. Now let me correct you on a couple of things, OK? Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not "Every man for himself." And the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up. A Fish Called Wanda
Trader Posted January 24, 2013 #42 Posted January 24, 2013 Blazing Saddles.... [the Johnsons load their guns and point them at Bart. Bart then points his own pistol at his head] Bart: [low voice] Hold it! Next man makes a move, the nigger gets it! Olson Johnson: Hold it, men. He's not bluffing. Dr. Sam Johnson: Listen to him, men. He's just crazy enough to do it! Bart: [low voice] Drop it! Or I swear I'll blow this nigger's head all over this town! Bart: [high-pitched voice] Oh, lo'dy, lo'd, he's desp'it! Do what he sayyyy, do what he sayyyy! [Townspeople drop their guns. Bart jams the gun into his neck and drags himself through the crowd towards the station] Harriet Johnson: Isn't anybody going to help that poor man? Dr. Sam Johnson: Hush, Harriet! That's a sure way to get him killed! Bart: [high-pitched voice] Oooh! He'p me, he'p me! Somebody he'p me! He'p me! He'p me! He'p me! Bart: [low voice] Shut up! [Bart places his hand over his own mouth, then drags himself through the door into his office] Bart: Ooh, baby, you are so talented! [looks into the camera] Bart: And they are so *dumb*!
bj66 Posted January 24, 2013 Author #43 Posted January 24, 2013 Yo Adrian......... From Rocky, RockyII, RockyIII, RockyIV,and Rocky V....... Somebody had to do it!
bj66 Posted January 24, 2013 Author #44 Posted January 24, 2013 Were do these steps go? They go up. Ghostbusters You've never worked in the real world, you dont know what its like. They expect results.... Dan Aykroyd to Bill Murray in Ghostbusters
eusa1 Posted January 24, 2013 #45 Posted January 24, 2013 just get in the damn car!! "used cars" //my all time favorite b movie
DarkLeftArm Posted January 24, 2013 #46 Posted January 24, 2013 Man, I got riding weather here, and you guys left this one for ME?? "Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!" Gold Hat in The Treasure of Sierra Madre. 1948 Thanks, fellas.
bj66 Posted January 24, 2013 Author #47 Posted January 24, 2013 Hey Schneider, why dont you do us a favor and pull your lip up over your head and swallow. Hey dickhead! Looks like Chuck is taking ole one eye to the optometrist..... all from the Grumpy Old Men/Grumpier old men.
spear Posted January 24, 2013 #48 Posted January 24, 2013 Morgan Freeman (Red) in The Shawshank Redemption. One of the top movies of all time. Parole Hearings Man: Ellis Boyd Redding, your files say you've served 40 years of a life sentence. Do you feel you've been rehabilitated? Red: Rehabilitated? Well, now let me see. You know, I don't have any idea what that means. Parole Hearings Man: Well, it means that you're ready to rejoin society... Red: I know what you think it means, sonny. To me it's just a made up word. A politician's word, so young fellas like yourself can wear a suit and a tie, and have a job. What do you really want to know? Am I sorry for what I did? Parole Hearings Man: Well, are you? Red: There's not a day goes by I don't feel regret. Not because I'm in here, or because you think I should. I look back on the way I was then: a young, stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. I want to talk to him. I want to try and talk some sense to him, tell him the way things are. But I can't. That kid's long gone and this old man is all that's left. I got to live with that. Rehabilitated? It's just a bullsh1t word. So you go on and stamp your form sonny, and stop wasting my time. Because to tell you the truth, I don't give a sh1t!
Barrycuda Posted January 25, 2013 #49 Posted January 25, 2013 "Rule number one: no names, Rule number two: never open the package". -- Jason Statham in the transporter
playboy Posted January 25, 2013 #50 Posted January 25, 2013 "I just wanna ride man you know ride sally ride" John Travolta Wild Hogs
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