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Since its really cold out for some of us, and we have a long time to wait before we can ride. I thought it would be kind of neat to see some of your favorite movie quotes. I'll throw one out to start.....

 

Maybe poker just isnt your game Ike.....I know, lets have a spelling contest!

 

Val Kilmer in Tombstone.......

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"What we've got here is a failure to communicate"

 

- Strother Martin in Cool Hand Luke.

 

I never really appreciated that actor at first... until that movie.

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"You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"

 

- Clint Eastwood in Dirty Harry

 

If it has Clint in it, I watch it... many times over LOL

 

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This is not a political statement, it is humor!!!

 

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wqhh6Ebr9nQ]Democrats...by Bob Hope - YouTube[/ame]

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Elwood:

"It's 106 miles

to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."

 

Jake:

"Hit it."

 

 

The Blues Brothers

 

Akroyd and Belushi, funniest duo since Hope & Crosby!

 

Dave

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She'll be fine, kids eat quarters all the time. If she craps 2 dimes and a nickle, then you can start worrying.

 

Burgess Meredith Grumpier old men

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"What we're dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law!"

 

"You som hitches couldn't close up an umbrella!"

 

"When I get home, I'm gonna......

 

My hero...Buford T Justice

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Great winter thread....

 

Jack Nicholson in 5 Easy Pieces...

 

[Bobby wants plain toast, which isn't on the menu]

Bobby: I'd like an omelet, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee.

Waitress: A #2, chicken salad sand. Hold the butter, the lettuce, the mayonnaise, and a cup of coffee. Anything else?

Bobby: Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.

Waitress: You want me to hold the chicken, huh?

Bobby: I want you to hold it between your knees.

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Principal Anderson from Billy Madison. Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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Here at the Rock we have 2 rules

 

1 Obey all rules....

 

2 There shall be no writing on walls, as it is very hard to remove writing from walls.....

 

Barney Fife-----Andy Griffith

 

I know it is a T.V. show but Don Knotts RULES!

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Leslie Nielsen - "Can you fly this plane and land it?"

Robert Hayes - "Surely you can't be serious!"

Leslie Nielsen - "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley!"

 

Airplane - one of the funniest movies ever!

 

Andy

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2 quotes from Spaceballs, both from Dark Helmet

 

I see your Scwartz is as big as mine. Now lets see how well you handle it.

 

Whats a matter Col. Sandurz.......Chicken?

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