Almost an Ex Wife

[BigG]

Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.

 

One evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some ammo loads for an upcoming hunt.

 

His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks:

 

“Honey, I’ve been thinking, now that we are married, I think it’s time you quit hunting, shooting, handloading, and fishing. Maybe you should sell your guns and boat.”

 

Tim gets this horrified look on his face.

 

She says, “Darling, what’s wrong?”

 

”There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.”

 

“Ex wife!” she screams. “I didn’t know you were married before!”

 

”I wasn’t.”

[SilvrT]

Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.

One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning his golf clubs for his Saturday game.

 

His wife was standing at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence she finally spoke.

 

“Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you quit playing so much golf.

Maybe you should sell your clubs and cancel your membership at the golf club.”

 

Tim got a horrified look on his face.

 

She said, "Darling, what's wrong?"

 

”There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.”

 

"Ex wife!", she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"

 

”I wasn't “

[SilvrT]

Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.

One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning a polishing his Goldwing getting ready for the next day's ride.

 

His wife was standing there in the garage watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks.

 

Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you quit riding and fooling with motorcycles in general. Maybe you should sell your guns and boat too.

 

Tim gets this horrified look on his face.

 

She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"

 

"For a minute, you were sounding like my ex-wife.”

 

"Ex-wife!", she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"

 

"I wasn't. "

[Panjandrum]

Rick,

 

You have way too much time on your hands.

 

You have way too many hobbies?

 

You have way too many ex-wives!

[SilvrT]

Rick,

 

You have way too much time on your hands.

 

You have way too many hobbies?

 

You have way too many ex-wives!

 

Chris.... how is it that you know me so well..????