My wife

[Cougar]

I think this is PG rated

 

My wife, being the romantic sort, sent me a

text.............

"If you are sleeping,

send me your dreams.

If you are laughing,

send me your smile.

If you are eating, send me a bite.

If you are drinking,

send me a sip.

If you are crying,

send me your tears.

I love you!"

 

I replied........"I’m taking a dump . What should I do?"

[Pegasus1300]

aren't you potty trained yet??

[Cougar]

[SilvrT]

[leo3wheel]

Jeff, You're such a bad boy...

[Cougar]

[Motorcycle Mike]

I'm thinking you should get out of the house before she gets home.

[playboy]

Hey Roses smell like poo poo

[Eck]

Leave the toilet seat down................

[Cougar]

:rotf:

[Cougar]

Well, my wife text me back and said make sure I wash my hands

[dacheedah]

butt what about the send me your . . . ahhhh ughhhh ummmm

 

Will the wife be at the international ???

[Cougar]

I think so :-)

[greg_in_london]

International ??? There's a meeting outside America ?

[dacheedah]

Yep, in IOWA, suburb of Illinois . . . Greg toss the bike in a crate and come over like Annie, we'll show ya one hell of a good time . . .