seeking a comprehensive explanation--cm'on ladies chime in

[Mel]

We have a family gathering at a sister-in law's condo today, about a 15 minute drive. 8:05 AM, I ask my wife, "What time are we due at Cindy's?" The answer----hang on, here it comes----

 

"We can't go until the potatoes are done."

 

Now, I'm 75 years old, on my second and last marriage. I've been getting answers similar to this from the both of 'em since 1964. All this experience and I still do not understand the logic of our precious ladies.

 

HELP!

[mini-muffin]

Guess as soon as the potatoes are done you can leave. Not sure where the problem is for ya.:Laugh:

 

Margaret

[Barrycuda]

Good luck with this one. I think I would find the lochness monster, the 3 hidden Area 51 aliens, and the contents of Eva Brauns purse before we figure those precious creatures out. Just saying...

 

[Flyinfool]

We have a family gathering at a sister-in law's condo today, about a 15 minute drive. 8:05 AM, I ask my wife, "What time are we due at Cindy's?" The answer----hang on, here it comes----

 

"We can't go until the potatoes are done."

 

Now, I'm 75 years old, on my second and last marriage. I've been getting answers similar to this from the both of 'em since 1964. All this experience and I still do not understand the logic of our precious ladies.

HELP!

 

Right there is your problem. I just 6 words you have contradicted yourself.

 

Sometimes you have to work for the answer, I just keep asking the same question over and over till the question I asked gets answered. Sometimes I have to but eventually my point gets thru.

[bongobobny]

They're supposed to make sense?????

[Dragonslayer]

We have a family gathering at a sister-in law's condo today, about a 15 minute drive. 8:05 AM, I ask my wife, "What time are we due at Cindy's?" The answer----hang on, here it comes----

 

"We can't go until the potatoes are done."

 

Now, I'm 75 years old, on my second and last marriage. I've been getting answers similar to this from the both of 'em since 1964. All this experience and I still do not understand the logic of our precious ladies.

 

HELP!

Your problem is trying to understand, explain and reason the workings of the female human brain..

[SilvrT]

I still do not understand the logic of our precious ladies.

 

HELP!

 

The reason we men don't "get it" is because we make the mistake of ASSuming they use LOGIC

 

(which of course they don't) therefore, it is IMPOSSIBLE for us to understand them.

 

[Snaggletooth]

I ran across a book once titled "Understanding Women". Nice cover, well bound and 36 totally blank papers.

 

Pretty much explained every thing.

[Sailor]

Men use logic, women use intuition.

[Marcarl]

Now there is an easy answer,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, keep her busy so she can't get at the potatoes and then they won't get done, and by her own admission you can't go until they get done.

The question now is,,,, at your age how long can you keep her busy???

[billmac]

Just tell her your going for a ride and call you when their done.

[First_N_Last]

We have a family gathering at a sister-in law's condo today, about a 15 minute drive. 8:05 AM, I ask my wife, "What time are we due at Cindy's?" The answer----hang on, here it comes----

 

"We can't go until the potatoes are done."

 

Now, I'm 75 years old, on my second and last marriage. I've been getting answers similar to this from the both of 'em since 1964. All this experience and I still do not understand the logic of our precious ladies.

 

HELP!

 

All I do is start to do something else & it is magically "Time To Go".

It doesn't matter what it is - important or not...

It will magically be time to leave & my fault we are late because I started to do something.

 

I accept my part in the departure time control & execution.

 

JohnnyB

[MiCarl]

I have a very good friend that claims he understands why women are the way they are:

 

"They just aint wired right!"

[dingy]

Thought you should know that the book

"Understanding Women" is now out in paperback.

http://i1007.photobucket.com/albums/af193/gdingy101/Understandingwomenbook.jpg

[Snaggletooth]

 

And still lacking anything usefull.

[jfoster]

I have to ask, did you ask WHY? Just saying.... if you never ask you'll never know.

[KarlS]

It's a world wide conspiracy and there is nothing we can do about it.

[BoomerCPO]

Yer better off trying to figure out when the world will end being as how the Myan's dropped de ball..........

Boomer....who sez he follows de "Don't Ask Don't Tell" policy when it comes to wimmen.

[k9cottage]

i do find this helps in trying to understand

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjnLLw5BTmc]"The Nothing Box" (AKA. Men's vs. Women's Brains) - YouTube[/ame]

[Barrycuda]

Thought you should know that the book

"Understanding Women" is now out in paperback.

 

That was funny:rotf:

[fixit3546]

Thought you should know that the book

"Understanding Women" is now out in paperback.

http://i1007.photobucket.com/albums/af193/gdingy101/Understandingwomenbook.jpg

 

.......Volume one.

[Venture n Dixie]

Seafoam!

[David Hall]

I fear no man and only one woman. And it is the fear of thinking that I understand that I fear. I like the 'start another project' approach and will commence to use it starting tomorrow.

[BIG TOM]

I ASKED TATERS TO ANSWER ME THIS RIDDLE AND SHE LOOKED AT ME LIKE I HAD TWO HEADS...Obviously your wife was in charge of bringing the potatoes to dinner ....Don't ever make me ask Taters to explain anything like this to me again.....Now she looks at me like I'm stupid with that awful SMIRK on her face that she has....I HATE THAT LOOK..........

[bongobobny]

Stupid is as stupid does...