Mel Posted December 22, 2012 Share #1 Posted December 22, 2012 We have a family gathering at a sister-in law's condo today, about a 15 minute drive. 8:05 AM, I ask my wife, "What time are we due at Cindy's?" The answer----hang on, here it comes---- "We can't go until the potatoes are done." Now, I'm 75 years old, on my second and last marriage. I've been getting answers similar to this from the both of 'em since 1964. All this experience and I still do not understand the logic of our precious ladies. HELP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mini-muffin Posted December 22, 2012 Share #2 Posted December 22, 2012 Guess as soon as the potatoes are done you can leave. Not sure where the problem is for ya.:Laugh: Margaret Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrycuda Posted December 22, 2012 Share #3 Posted December 22, 2012 Good luck with this one. I think I would find the lochness monster, the 3 hidden Area 51 aliens, and the contents of Eva Brauns purse before we figure those precious creatures out. Just saying... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flyinfool Posted December 22, 2012 Share #4 Posted December 22, 2012 We have a family gathering at a sister-in law's condo today, about a 15 minute drive. 8:05 AM, I ask my wife, "What time are we due at Cindy's?" The answer----hang on, here it comes---- "We can't go until the potatoes are done." Now, I'm 75 years old, on my second and last marriage. I've been getting answers similar to this from the both of 'em since 1964. All this experience and I still do not understand the logic of our precious ladies. HELP! Right there is your problem. I just 6 words you have contradicted yourself. Sometimes you have to work for the answer, I just keep asking the same question over and over till the question I asked gets answered. Sometimes I have to but eventually my point gets thru. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bongobobny Posted December 22, 2012 Share #5 Posted December 22, 2012 They're supposed to make sense????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonslayer Posted December 22, 2012 Share #6 Posted December 22, 2012 We have a family gathering at a sister-in law's condo today, about a 15 minute drive. 8:05 AM, I ask my wife, "What time are we due at Cindy's?" The answer----hang on, here it comes---- "We can't go until the potatoes are done." Now, I'm 75 years old, on my second and last marriage. I've been getting answers similar to this from the both of 'em since 1964. All this experience and I still do not understand the logic of our precious ladies. HELP!Your problem is trying to understand, explain and reason the workings of the female human brain.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilvrT Posted December 22, 2012 Share #7 Posted December 22, 2012 I still do not understand the logic of our precious ladies. HELP! The reason we men don't "get it" is because we make the mistake of ASSuming they use LOGIC (which of course they don't) therefore, it is IMPOSSIBLE for us to understand them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snaggletooth Posted December 22, 2012 Share #8 Posted December 22, 2012 I ran across a book once titled "Understanding Women". Nice cover, well bound and 36 totally blank papers. Pretty much explained every thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sailor Posted December 22, 2012 Share #9 Posted December 22, 2012 Men use logic, women use intuition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcarl Posted December 22, 2012 Share #10 Posted December 22, 2012 Now there is an easy answer,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, keep her busy so she can't get at the potatoes and then they won't get done, and by her own admission you can't go until they get done. The question now is,,,, at your age how long can you keep her busy??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billmac Posted December 22, 2012 Share #11 Posted December 22, 2012 Just tell her your going for a ride and call you when their done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
First_N_Last Posted December 22, 2012 Share #12 Posted December 22, 2012 We have a family gathering at a sister-in law's condo today, about a 15 minute drive. 8:05 AM, I ask my wife, "What time are we due at Cindy's?" The answer----hang on, here it comes---- "We can't go until the potatoes are done." Now, I'm 75 years old, on my second and last marriage. I've been getting answers similar to this from the both of 'em since 1964. All this experience and I still do not understand the logic of our precious ladies. HELP! All I do is start to do something else & it is magically "Time To Go". It doesn't matter what it is - important or not... It will magically be time to leave & my fault we are late because I started to do something. I accept my part in the departure time control & execution. JohnnyB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiCarl Posted December 22, 2012 Share #13 Posted December 22, 2012 I have a very good friend that claims he understands why women are the way they are: "They just aint wired right!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingy Posted December 22, 2012 Share #14 Posted December 22, 2012 Thought you should know that the book "Understanding Women" is now out in paperback. http://i1007.photobucket.com/albums/af193/gdingy101/Understandingwomenbook.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snaggletooth Posted December 22, 2012 Share #15 Posted December 22, 2012 And still lacking anything usefull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jfoster Posted December 22, 2012 Share #16 Posted December 22, 2012 I have to ask, did you ask WHY? Just saying.... if you never ask you'll never know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarlS Posted December 22, 2012 Share #17 Posted December 22, 2012 It's a world wide conspiracy and there is nothing we can do about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoomerCPO Posted December 22, 2012 Share #18 Posted December 22, 2012 Yer better off trying to figure out when the world will end being as how the Myan's dropped de ball.......... Boomer....who sez he follows de "Don't Ask Don't Tell" policy when it comes to wimmen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k9cottage Posted December 22, 2012 Share #19 Posted December 22, 2012 i do find this helps in trying to understand [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjnLLw5BTmc]"The Nothing Box" (AKA. Men's vs. Women's Brains) - YouTube[/ame] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrycuda Posted December 28, 2012 Share #20 Posted December 28, 2012 Thought you should know that the book "Understanding Women" is now out in paperback. That was funny:rotf: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fixit3546 Posted December 28, 2012 Share #21 Posted December 28, 2012 Thought you should know that the book "Understanding Women" is now out in paperback. http://i1007.photobucket.com/albums/af193/gdingy101/Understandingwomenbook.jpg .......Volume one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venture n Dixie Posted December 28, 2012 Share #22 Posted December 28, 2012 Seafoam! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Hall Posted December 28, 2012 Share #23 Posted December 28, 2012 I fear no man and only one woman. And it is the fear of thinking that I understand that I fear. I like the 'start another project' approach and will commence to use it starting tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG TOM Posted December 28, 2012 Share #24 Posted December 28, 2012 I ASKED TATERS TO ANSWER ME THIS RIDDLE AND SHE LOOKED AT ME LIKE I HAD TWO HEADS...Obviously your wife was in charge of bringing the potatoes to dinner ....Don't ever make me ask Taters to explain anything like this to me again.....Now she looks at me like I'm stupid with that awful SMIRK on her face that she has....I HATE THAT LOOK.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bongobobny Posted December 28, 2012 Share #25 Posted December 28, 2012 Stupid is as stupid does... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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