The Blind Cashier

[Rick Haywood]

Blind Cashier at Bass Pro:

 

A woman goes into Bass Pro to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's

birthday. She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes

over to the counter. The clerk was standing behind the counter wearing dark

glasses. She says to him, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about

this Rod and reel?" He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll

drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes."

She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway...... He

says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and

10-LB. test line. It's a good all-around combination, and it's on sale

this week for only $20.00."

She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound

of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it

As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor. "Oh, that

sounds like a Master Card," he says.

She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts. At first she is

really embarrassed, but then realizes......there is no way the blind clerk

could tell it was her who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was

the only person around?

The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $34.50 please." The

woman is totally confused by this and asks,

"Didn't you tell me the rod and reel were on sale for $20.00? How did

you get $34.50?"

He replies, "Yes, ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call

is $11.00, and the Catfish Bait is $3.50."

 

She paid it and left without saying a word.

[oldgoat]

now that,s funny:rotf: thank god i was not driniking my coffee when i read this

[slowrollwv]

:rotf::rotf: