Don't read before breakfast

[Marcarl]

Sent to me by Run-n-bare

 

 

Big Biker Chili

A duded-up city rider walks into a seedy tavern in Sturgis , SD. He sits at the bar and notices a grizzled old biker with his arms folded, staring blankly at a full bowl of chili.

 

After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the newby rider bravely asks the old biker, 'If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?'

 

 

The old veteran of a thousand rides slowly turns his head toward the young pup and says, 'Nah, you go ahead.'

 

Eagerly, the guy wearing the shiny new leather fashions reaches over and slides the bowl into his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom of the bowl and notices a dead mouse in the chili. The sight was very shocking and he immediately barfed up the chili back into the bowl.

 

The old biker quietly says, 'Yep, that's ‘bout as far as I got, too.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[msshearin]

and I had chili for supper yuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[saddlebum]

I had chilie for dinner today also eeeeeewwwwwww

[etcswjoe]

So why shoold this not be read before breakfast?

[Marcarl]

I had chilli for supper last night, but left the last in the bottom of the pot,,,, hey you just never know.

[bongobobny]

Ewwwwwwwww!

[etcswjoe]

Like eating a bag of 50 hot wings and finding a cooked cockroach at the bottom.