I forgot my glasses

[ragtop69gs]

Yesterday my son asked why I didn't do something useful

with my time. He suggested I go down to the senior center and

hang out with the guys.

I did this and when I got home last night I told him that I had

joined a parachute club.

He said, "Are you nuts? You're almost 62 years old and you're

going to start jumping out of airplanes?"

I proudly showed him that I even got a membership card.

He said to me, "Good grief, where are your glasses! This is a

membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."

 

I'm in trouble again, and I don't know what to do...

I signed up for five jumps a week.

 

Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier.

[playboy]

So you thought you were signing up for prostitutes and wound up joining a parachute jumping club that's funny.:rotf::rotf:

[jfoster]

  playboy said:

So you thought you were signing up for prostitutes and wound up joining a parachute jumping club that's funny.:rotf::rotf:

 

Isn't the politically correct terminology "commercial company"?