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Your morning devotional.

 

Classic example:

 

At dinner, a little boy was forced to lead the family into prayer. The little boy said" but I don't know how to pray. His Dad said "just pray for your family members, friends and neighbors, the poor, etc. The little boy said "Dear Lord. Thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so they won’t come again. Forgive our neighbor's son, who removed my sister's clothes and wrestled with her on her bed. This coming Christmas, please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy's blackberry and provide shelter for the homeless men who use mom's room when daddy is at work. AMEN"

 

Mom and Dad did not have dinner that evening......

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You ole dog, you have become quite articulate in your Sr. yrs.!------hope that all is well w/ya--------keep those Po-lit-a kal ----emails coming?-------am looking @96-99 Kawasaki zg1200------going back to the touring rigs!------:mo money::group cheers::usa::usa::usa:--throw the bums out after Halloween--------GOD save THE REPUBLIC--

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