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HYMN # 365

 

 

 

 

This is too funny - but I suspect the minister didn't appreciate it.

 

A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said,

 

 

 

 

 

'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

 

With even greater emphasis he said,
'And if I had

All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

 

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he

Said,
'And if I had all the whiskey in the world,

I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

 

Sermon complete, he sat down...

 

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced

With a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song,

Let us sing
Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'

 

 

 

 

 

Smile - life is too short not to!!

 

 

 

 

 

If this brightened your day

Don't let it stop here

Pass it on with a smile

Keep spreading the Cheer.

 

See you at the river!

 

Bring your own glass!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Welcome back Lowell, long time since I've seen ya! Hope you're doing OK out there!

 

 

STILL laughing on your joke!!:rotf::rotf::rotf::rotf::rotf:

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